The Gut - Complete Butter Kit - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

🍽️🔥 The Gut – Complete Beard Care Kit
He Showed Up with a Cleaver. The Kitchen Gave Him Control.

Savory Herbs | Smokey Bonfire | Black Peppercorn

They say he doesn’t cook meals—he crafts nightmares. The Gut didn’t come from a forest or a backyard. He came from behind the swinging doors of a mess hall drenched in smoke and screams. He’s not subtle. He’s sharp, scorching, and unforgettable.

He doesn’t whisper. He simmers. A sinister collision of charred herbs, thick bonfire smoke, and cracked black pepper creates a scent that lingers like burnt offerings in a haunted kitchen. The Gut Complete Beard Care Kit is your daily ritual of control—for beards battered by heat, horror, and the hunger of the line.

🩸 Scent Profile:

Savory Herbs – Earthy, sharp, and strangely intoxicating
Smokey Bonfire – Thick, scorched air rising from eternal flame
Black Peppercorn – A dry heat that stings and stays

🧔 What’s Inside:

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, strengthens, and scents with infernal spice

Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions for a beard as soft as it is sinister

Beard Wash (8 oz) – Scrubs away grease, grit, and ghostly grit

Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness after a shift in culinary purgatory

💀 Why Choose The Gut Kit?

✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Clean, hydrate, soften, and style like a kitchen kingpin
✅ Signature Scent of Smoke & Spice – Bold, eerie, and unforgettable
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, skin-safe for mortals
✅ Kitchen-Tested Results – For beards forged in fire, fear, and fryer oil

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If The Gut doesn’t take over your senses—or the scent doesn’t haunt the room—we’ll exchange it. No questions. No escape.

🍽️ Smell Like Smoke. Groom Like a Monster. Become The Gut.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for back-kitchen beasts, cleaver kings, and legends who cook with chaos.