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The Gut - Deodorant - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

The Gut - Deodorant - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

Ships In 1 Business Day

Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.

During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

💯 Free of damaging phthalates

🇺🇸 Made in the USA

👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

🍽️🔥 The Gut – Natural Deodorant
Savory Herbs | Smokey Bonfire | Black Peppercorn

In the bowels of the mess hall, past the flickering lights and grease-stained walls, The Gut cooks. Not with hands—but with hunger. A mouth stitched into his stomach whispers recipes no sane man would follow, and his scent? It's a haunting mix of burnt offerings and spice-drenched secrets.

He doesn’t serve meals. He serves warnings. The Gut leaves behind a trail of charred herbs, smoldering coals, and cracked pepper that clings to your skin like kitchen smoke in a nightmare.

🍖 Scent Profile:

Savory Herbs – Aromatic and sharp, like something pulled from an iron cauldron
Smokey Bonfire – Thick, dark, and ever-burning—embers that know your name
Black Peppercorn – Spicy and bold, a bite that lingers in the heat of the flame

🧪 About Our Natural Deodorant

Designed to tame the rankest kitchens and the most cursed of cooks, The Gut keeps you dry and sinisterly scented all day long. It's aluminum-free, skin-safe, and as bold as the monstrosity behind the counter.

🔪 Why You’ll Love It:

✔ Aluminum-Free Defense – All-day protection, no metal taste
✔ Long-Lasting Horrific Scent – Like a dinner you can’t un-smell
✔ Skin-Safe Formula – Gentle on pits, brutal on odor
✔ Built for Chaos – Perfect for kitchen heat, haunted diners, and eldritch food trucks

🌿 Key Ingredients:

Beeswax – Seals in comfort like a crypt lid

Coconut Oil – Smooths and soothes, even for monsters

Shea Butter – Deep hydration for dry, overcooked skin

Arrowroot Powder – Wicks away fear, funk, and fryer grease

Baking Soda – Natural odor control with a bite

Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe horror wrapped in spice and smoke

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If The Gut doesn’t haunt your pits with savory spice and back-kitchen bonfire—we’ll exchange it, refund it, or feed it to the beast. No guts, no glory.

🍽️ Smell Like Smoke. Sweat Like Spice. Become The Gut.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for culinary chaos and grotesque gourmet legends.

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