Fable Beard Co.
The Gut - Ultimate Bundle - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn
The Gut - Ultimate Bundle - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🍖🔥 The Gut – Ultimate Beard Care Kit
Smoke-Stained. Spice-Laced. Born from the Kitchen’s Depths.
Savory Herbs | Smokey Bonfire | Black Peppercorn
He doesn’t knock—he creaks open the swinging kitchen door with a butcher’s blade in one hand and a scent that turns stomachs (and heads) in the other. The Gut is no myth—he’s the backline butcher, the prep-station phantom, and the reason the mess hall smells like fire and fear.
This isn’t just beard care—it’s a full-course ritual. A complete kit built for hydration, control, and a scent so bold it could sear a steak from memory alone. When the kitchen heats up and the hunger sets in, The Gut keeps your beard nourished, tamed, and terrifyingly smooth.
🩸 Scent Profile:
Savory Herbs – Sharp, earthy, and uncomfortably fresh
Smokey Bonfire – Heavy smoke with a lingering scorch
Black Peppercorn – Spicy, cracked heat that bites back
🧔 What’s Included in The Ultimate Beard Care Kit:
1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and scents your beard with sinister spice
1 x 2oz Beard Balm – Tames with firm hold and back-kitchen strength
1 x 4oz Beard Butter – Deeply softens and cloaks your beard in smokey madness
1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Scrubs away grease, grit, and grill-side ghosts
1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Restores softness and control from the fireline
1 x Natural Deodorant – Keeps you fresh, even when the kitchen’s cursed
1 x Cologne Spray (80ml) – A bold, lingering blend of herbs, fire, and fright
💀 Why Choose The Gut Kit?
✅ Complete Beard Survival Pack – From first slice to final scream
✅ Signature Scent of Culinary Chaos – Bold, smoky, and unmistakably unholy
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, skin-safe sorcery
✅ Back-Kitchen Proven – Built for grease, heat, and haunted hygiene
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Gut doesn’t command the kitchen—or the scent doesn’t grip your soul like a smoke-filled scream—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.
🍽️ Smell Like Smoke. Groom Like a Monster. Become The Gut.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for stove demons, spice-wielders, and beard legends born in the belly of the beast.





