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The Hatchet - Deodorant - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers

The Hatchet - Deodorant - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers

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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

Ships In 1 Business Day

Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.

During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

💯 Free of damaging phthalates

🇺🇸 Made in the USA

👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

🪓🔥 The Hatchet – Natural Deodorant
Mountain Resin | Dried Fir Needles | Smoldering Embers

Down in the bayou, the summer air hangs thick with heat and whispers. They say a man once roamed the swamp with a hatchet slung low, chopping through cypress roots and secrets alike. No one knows where he sleeps—only that when the frogs go silent and the fireflies vanish, he’s near.

The Hatchet is the scent of wild justice, of smoke curling from the coals of something that should have stayed buried. He’s a legend born of sweat, woodsmoke, and the kind of heat that peels paint off an old shotgun shack.

🌲 Scent Profile:

Mountain Resin – Sticky pine sap and bayou bark, raw and untamed

Dried Fir Needles – Crunchy underfoot, steeped in old forest lore

Smoldering Embers – Campfire ghost trails rising through Spanish moss

🧪 About Our Natural Deodorant

Crafted for the kind of man who knows how to start a fire with a glare, The Hatchet keeps you dry and deadly-fresh—even in the heart of southern humidity. Aluminum-free and swamp-tested, it’s built to handle the heat of a Louisiana summer with nothing but grit and gumption.

💥 Why You’ll Love It:

Aluminum-Free Defense – No metal. No mercy for odor.
Long-Lasting Freshness – Endures the heat, the sweat, and the stories whispered in the dark
Skin-Safe Formula – Smooth as a gator’s back, soft as moss on bark
Bayou Tough Power – Designed for men who wrestle the wild, not the thermostat

🌿 Key Ingredients:

Beeswax – Locks in moisture like the bayou traps secrets

Coconut Oil – Calms skin like a shade tree at high noon

Shea Butter – Rich nourishment for your southern hide

Arrowroot Powder – Wicks away swamp sweat and swamp stank

Baking Soda – Nature’s purifier, straight from the soil

Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and sharper than a midnight ax swing

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

Not wild about how you smell when the cypress trees start humming? We’ve got your back. Exchange it, refund it, or try another scent—no questions, no voodoo required.

🪓 Smell Like the Swamp. Swing Like a Legend. Own the Bayou.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the wild, the wicked, and the whispered-about.

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