The Hatchet - Ultimate Bundle - Mountain Resin, Dried Fir Needles, Smoldering Embers

🪓🌲 The Hatchet – Ultimate Beard Care Kit
Smoke-Bound. Silent. Still Watching.

Mountain Resin | Dried Fir Needles | Smoldering Embers

They say he vanished into the bayou after the flames took everything. But the woods gave him back—meaner, quieter, and wrapped in smoke. Now, when the pines fall still and the fire crackles without fuel… that’s when you know The Hatchet is near.

He doesn’t speak. He scents. A creeping blend of pine-slick resin, dry forest floor, and the dying breath of a fire that never quite went out.

This isn’t just a beard care kit—it’s a full transformation ritual. Hydration, control, and the lingering signature of a shadow born in ash and silence. If you feel like you're being watched in the woods, you probably are.

🌲 Scent Profile:

Mountain Resin – Bold and raw, like sap from a tree freshly split

Dried Fir Needles – Crisp and earthy, like the quiet forest floor beneath your boots

Smoldering Embers – Subtle and smoky, the last breath of a fire long extinguished

🧔 What’s Included in The Ultimate Beard Care Kit:

1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates and scents with the weight of forgotten woods

1 x 2oz Beard Balm – Shapes and tames with swamp-born control

1 x 4oz Beard Butter – Deeply softens, like silence between the trees

1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Cleanses the wild from your beard, but not your past

1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Restores strength as if summoned by the woods themselves

1 x Natural Deodorant – Keeps you fresh, even in the heat of a haunted swamp

1 x Cologne Spray (80ml) – A trail of resin and embers that follows long after you’ve gone

💀 Why Choose The Hatchet Kit?

✅ Complete Grooming Arsenal – Built for those shaped by the fire and raised by the forest
✅ Signature Scent of Survival – Pine, smoke, and silence
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Bayou-Tested Results – For beards that refuse to be forgotten

🪓 Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If The Hatchet doesn’t awaken something buried—or the scent doesn’t echo through the trees—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🌲 Smell Like Smoke. Groom Like the Wild. Become The Hatchet.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the quiet legends the woods still whisper about.