The Leech - Complete Butter Kit - Lakeside Chill, Haunted Hayride, Caramel Pumpkin Spice

🩸🌫 The Leech – Complete Beard Care Kit
Born of the Deep. Bound by the Grip. Styled for the Shadows.

Lakeside Chill | Haunted Hayride | Caramel Pumpkin Spice

They say he doesn’t arrive—he waits. Still as the black water, hidden in the mist, until you wander too close. The Leech doesn’t announce himself—he clings, cold and unyielding, with a scent that seeps into your bones. No barbershop polish here—only the relentless presence of the deep, scented in crisp lakeside air, the earthy dread of a haunted hayride, and the dangerously sweet pull of caramel pumpkin spice. Comfort and unease, bound in every breath.

He doesn’t fade away. He lingers. A chilling blend of crisp, earthy, and sweetly sinister, The Leech Complete Beard Care Kit is your daily ritual for strength, conditioning, and a presence that refuses to let go.

🕸️ Scent Profile:

Lakeside Chill – Cold, ghostly air rolling over still waters
Haunted Hayride – Spiced earth and shadow weaving through autumn’s fields
Caramel Pumpkin Spice – Sweet temptation masking something darker

🧔 What’s Inside:

Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, strengthens, and leaves behind a lingering grip

Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions with smooth, haunting richness

Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses like the pull of an unseen tide

Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores shine, softness, and unshakable presence

🩸 Why Choose The Leech Kit?

✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, soften, and style with relentless control
✅ Signature Haunting Scent – Crisp, earthy, and dangerously sweet
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe—even for the kept
✅ Tested in the Fog – Built for beards that endure and command from dawn mist to midnight stillness

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Leech doesn’t transform your beard—or keep you bound in his scent—we’ll release you. No questions asked.

🩸 Smell the Fog. Groom the Grip. Wear The Leech.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the claimed, the kept, and the beards the deep refuses to forget.