🚨🌊 The Lifeguard – Beard Wash
Beach Patrol Clean. Ocean-Brewed. Dangerously Fresh.
Pineapple Margarita | Creamy Vanilla | Golden Amber
When the tide rises and the sun blazes high, The Lifeguard is already on the lookout—whistle ready, shades down, scent on point. His blend? A crisp splash of pineapple margarita, smooth waves of vanilla cream, and a golden amber glow that clings like the sun to surf-wet skin.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s a beachside rescue mission in a bottle. Made for daily refreshment, sandy adventures, and style that never slips under the radar.
🌞 Scent Profile:
Pineapple Margarita – Zesty citrus, juicy pineapple, and beachside bliss in every splash
Creamy Vanilla – Soft, sweet, and smooth like sunscreen on sun-warmed skin
Golden Amber – Warm, radiant, and glowing with end-of-day heat
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8oz Beard Wash – A rich, foaming formula made for beards that brave the breakers
🔥 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Built for salt, surf, and serious hydration
✔ Deep Hydration – Rinses away sand, not your skin’s natural moisture
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Stays strong through lifeguard duty and bonfire nights
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Smooths and shines like a post-swim refresh
✔ Gentle Yet Potent – Skin-safe for every type of summer face fuzz
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Calms the burn after a long day in the sun
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – The essence of every wave watched
Decyl Glucoside – A gentle coconut-based cleanser, like a tropical breeze for your face
Xanthan Gum – Adds beachy body and bounce to your beard wash
Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes sun-stressed skin with every lather
Lauryl Betaine – Cleans deep without stripping away your seaside charm
Citric Acid – Balances your skin like a dip in the surf
Castor Oil – Boosts shine like a beach tan
Sweet Almond Oil – Hydration as smooth as sunscreen
Coconut Oil – Moisturizes with tropical flair
Jojoba Oil – Conditions with laid-back luxury
Argan Oil – Repairs like a breeze after the heat
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and summer-scented
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Lifeguard doesn’t refresh, revive, and rescue your beard—we’ll replace it, no questions asked.
🌊 Smell Like Summer. Wash Like a Pro. Patrol Like The Lifeguard.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for wave-watchers, bonfire kings, and the legends of the coast.
