The Lunatic - Beard Butter - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices

🧠🌫️ The Lunatic – Beard Butter
Asylum-Born. Mind-Bent. Sealed with Sinister Sophistication.

Tonka Bean | Vanilla Mist | Warm Spices

He doesn’t just escape—he lingers. With eyes that see too much and a laugh that echoes through empty halls, The Lunatic brings a scent that wraps around you like padded walls—dark Tonka Bean steeped in mystery, veiled Vanilla Mist, and flickers of Warm Spices that dance on the edge of obsession.

This isn’t just beard butter—it’s a whipped blend of brilliance and madness. Rich, smooth, and unnervingly addictive, it cocoons your beard in deep hydration and chaotic allure.

🌀 Scent Profile:

Tonka Bean – Bold and sweet with a shadowed twist
Vanilla Mist – Soft, elusive comfort hiding deeper fears
Warm Spices – Glimmers of heat from a mind unbound

🌫️ A Fragrance That Lingers Like Madness

The Lunatic Beard Butter is crafted with five elite butters and a potent oil blend to deliver deep conditioning, uncanny control, and a scent that haunts long after application.

💀 Benefits:

✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Endures madness and reinvention
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks hydration like a padded cell locks secrets
✔ Deep Conditioning – Revives brittle beards with unhinged nourishment
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Tames chaos strand by strand
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Stays like a thought you can’t shake
✔ Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes the storm beneath your beard

🧴 What’s Included:

4 oz Beard Butter – A whipped, nutrient-rich balm that hydrates, softens, and scents your beard with captivating disorder

🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:

Cocoa Butter – Deep nourishment with a soft edge of darkness
Shea Butter – Silky comfort amidst the madness
Mango Butter – Smoother than a well-rehearsed lie
Kokum Butter – Lightweight and subtly twisted
Illipe Nut Butter – Locks in moisture with clinical precision

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Lunatic doesn’t leave your beard soft, nourished, and slightly haunted—we’ll replace it. No prescription required.

🧠 Smell the Madness. Soften the Shadows. Unleash The Lunatic.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the beautifully unbalanced and the beards they command.