🚨🧠 The Lunatic – Beard Wash
Insanely Clean. Asylum-Forged. Dangerously Smooth.
Tonka Bean | Vanilla Mist | Warm Spices
When the lights flicker and the halls echo with whispers, The Lunatic is already loose—chains broken, eyes wide, scent unmistakable. His blend? Dark Tonka Bean draped in eerie Vanilla Mist, grounded by a spiced warmth that creeps along your skin like a forgotten memory.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s a mental break in a bottle. Made for daily renewal, shadowed corridors, and beards that survive the madness.
🌫️ Scent Profile:
Tonka Bean – Sweet and dark, like temptation behind locked doors
Vanilla Mist – A ghostly veil of comfort over chaos
Warm Spices – Flickers of heat from a mind aflame
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8oz Beard Wash – A rich, foaming formula for beards that hear the whispers
🔥 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Built for confinement and escape
✔ Deep Hydration – Washes away sins, not sanity
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Lingers like a voice you can't forget
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Tames even the most unhinged fuzz
✔ Gentle Yet Potent – Safe for skin, even when the mind strays
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Calms the storm beneath the beard
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – As still as a padded cell
Decyl Glucoside – A coconut-based cleanser with a twisted edge
Xanthan Gum – Stabilizes like a dose of calm
Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes the psyche through the skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleanse without clinical coldness
Citric Acid – Keeps your balance where your mind might not
Castor Oil – Shine that borders on maniacal
Sweet Almond Oil – Smooth as a padded hallway
Coconut Oil – Hydration with a hint of madness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions like a stolen moment of peace
Argan Oil – Repairs the damage, internal and external
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and deliciously deranged
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Lunatic doesn’t captivate and cleanse your beard—we’ll replace it, no questions asked (but maybe a concerned glance).
🌀 Smell Like Madness. Wash Like a Vision. Escape With The Lunatic.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the brilliant, the broken, and the beautifully unhinged.
