🧠🕯️ The Lunatic – Natural Deodorant
Tonka Bean | Vanilla Mist | Warm Spices
Once locked away for whispers too wild and visions too vivid, The Lunatic has escaped the Boron Institute—and he’s bringing the madness with him. Charged for crimes of the mind, he now roams free, leaving a trail of haunting charm and chaotic brilliance. His scent is unsettlingly addictive—rich Tonka Bean, softened by a phantom swirl of Vanilla Mist, and spiked with the warm tension of lingering spices.
You don’t find The Lunatic. He finds you.
🧩 Scent Profile:
Tonka Bean – Darkly sweet and slightly nutty, with an edge of obsession
Vanilla Mist – A gentle haze of comfort laced with unhinged dreams
Warm Spices – Familiar yet unpredictable, like memories that don’t belong to you
🧪 About Our Natural Deodorant
Crafted for the unpredictable, The Lunatic’s formula keeps you feeling fresh even when the world feels upside down. This aluminum-free deodorant glides on like a padded cell door closing—silent, smooth, inescapable.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Aluminum-Free Defense – No metal. Just madness.
✔ Long-Lasting Freshness – Holds you together when everything else falls apart
✔ Gentle on Skin – Because even maniacs deserve comfort
✔ Mysterious Allure – A scent that leaves questions in its wake
🌿 Key Ingredients:
Beeswax – Binds scent and sanity
Coconut Oil – Softens the blow
Shea Butter – Smooths over the rough edges
Arrowroot Powder – Absorbs chaos
Baking Soda – Natural odor control for the naturally unnatural
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and unnervingly bold
🔐 Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Lunatic doesn’t leave an unforgettable impression—we’ll refund it, replace it, or send it back to the Institute.
🌀 Unleash the Madness. Smell Strange. Stay Fresh.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—for those who walk the edge of reality.
