The Lunatic - Ultimate Bundle - Tonka Bean, Vanilla Mist, Warm Spices

🧠🔒 The Lunatic – Ultimate Beard Care Kit
Institution-Born. Sanity-Tested. Styled for Unstable Genius.

Tonka Bean | Vanilla Mist | Warm Spices

He doesn’t just appear—he emerges from the shadows with a fractured grin and a scent that stirs something deep. The Lunatic isn’t just a story from the Boron Institute—he’s the lingering presence in the mirror, the scent of sweet insanity and burning brilliance, and the reason rooms fall silent when he enters.

This isn’t just beard care—it’s a full regimen of restoration, ritual, and barely contained madness. A complete grooming kit designed to hydrate, tame, and haunt your beard with rich warmth and unsettling allure. Whether you're outsmarting the guards or the crowd, this set is your secret weapon for unhinged excellence.

🌀 Scent Profile:

Tonka Bean – Sweet, dark complexity wrapped in obsession
Vanilla Mist – Comforting on the surface, cryptic beneath
Warm Spices – A spark of heat from a mind on fire

🧔 What’s Included in The Ultimate Beard Care Kit:

1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrates with madness and mystery

1 x 2oz Beard Balm – Styles and controls with eerie precision

1 x 4oz Beard Butter – Deeply softens with sinister smoothness

1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Cleanses the day’s delusions and debris

1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Restores shine and sanity strand by strand

1 x Natural Deodorant – Keeps you fresh while everything else unravels

1 x Cologne Spray (80ml) – A haunting scent that lingers long after you’ve vanished

🧩 Why Choose The Lunatic Kit?

✅ All-in-One Routine for the Brilliantly Unhinged – From padded cell to polished style
✅ Signature Haunting Scent – Warm, sweet, and disturbingly addictive
✅ Naturally Formulated – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe (even for the unstable)
✅ Tested Under Pressure – Built for inner storms and outer impressions

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Lunatic doesn’t leave your beard soft, styled, and deeply unforgettable—we’ll replace it. No psychological evaluation necessary.

🧠 Smell the Madness. Groom the Chaos. Unleash The Lunatic.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the brilliantly disturbed and the legends who dare to follow.