🐧💥 The Polarizer – Cologne
Santa’s Explosive Penguin Secret Service Demolitions Expert
Arctic Confidence. Sugared Precision. The Scent of Controlled Holiday Chaos.
Peppermint Hot Cocoa | Powdered Sugar | Condensed Milk
When the North Pole tunnels fall silent and the frosted ice walls hum with distant tension, The Polarizer waddles forward—Santa’s most unpredictable demolitions operative, trained to protect Christmas with peppermint-charged explosives, icy precision, and dangerously cheerful enthusiasm.
He may be feathered and unhinged, but his presence commands the frozen battlefield, carrying a scent as sweet, bold, and unmistakably daring as the agent himself.
Each spray releases the warm, minty richness of peppermint hot cocoa, the snowy sweetness of powdered sugar, and the creamy, decadent smoothness of condensed milk.
Sweet. Strong. Holiday-warm. This is the fragrance of the operative who blasts open the path to Christmas magic.
This isn’t just cologne—it’s power with purpose.
🎯 Scent Profile:
🍫 Peppermint Hot Cocoa – Warm, minty, and mission-ready
🍚 Powdered Sugar – Sweet, snowy, and explosively festive
🥛 Condensed Milk – Creamy richness with winter decadence
🎁 A Fragrance That Commands Sweet, Frosty Confidence
Crafted with precision and icy depth, The Polarizer Cologne blends festive richness with chaotic boldness. It’s warm but invigorating, sweet yet striking—the scent of an operative who steps in when the ice cracks, alarms sound, and Christmas depends on controlled chaos.
Perfect for the agent who defends the holiday from beneath the ice and carries the spirit of Christmas with fearless, sugary determination.
✅ What’s Included:
1 x 80 ml Cologne Spray – A boldly sweet, winter-ready fragrance engineered to follow you through every mission
⚗️ Ingredients:
Denatured Alcohol – Clean, fast-drying base for long-lasting scent
Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant) – Premium, skin-safe, and expertly composed for sweet, minty endurance
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Polarizer doesn’t deliver sugar-charged confidence and arctic-bold presence, we’ll refund or replace your order—no questions asked.
🐧💥 Stand sharp. Smell sweet. Control the chaos.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the operatives who protect Christmas with explosive cheer.
