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The Surgeon Beard Oil & Butter Kit
Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
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Shop the Adventure Pack · $ 29.99The story of The Surgeon
🗡️⚡ The Surgeon – Basic Beard Butter Kit
He Swore to Heal in Life. In Death, His Cuts Linger.
Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood
They say you sense him before you see him—a chill in the air, the weight of precision pressing in, and then the sting of a cut that never heals. The Surgeon doesn’t announce himself with comfort—he consumes it, replacing warmth with sterile presence, sharp memory, and a scent that cannot be ignored. Bitter black tea leaves steep in darkness, sterile lemon tincture slices clean and cold, and cursed amberwood hangs heavy like a scar that refuses to fade.
He doesn’t disappear. He marks—cold, precise, unforgettable. The Surgeon Basic Beard Butter Kit is the perfect daily pairing for strength, softness, and a scent that lingers long after the blade has passed.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Bitter clarity, grounding and dark
Sterile Lemon Tincture – Sharp, clinical sting, cold as steel
Cursed Amberwood – Heavy resinous dread that endures like a scar
🧔 What’s Inside:
✔ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with surgical precision
✔ Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply moisturizes, softens, and tames with control
🎯 Why Choose The Surgeon Basic Beard Butter Kit?
✅ Daily Ritual Essentials – The perfect foundation for beard care
✅ Signature Bold Scent – Bitter, sterile, and unforgettable
✅ Crafted for Quality – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee – If The Surgeon doesn’t leave his mark—we’ll release you. No questions asked.
🗡️ Step Into His Operating Room. Groom with Precision. Wear The Surgeon.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the scarred, the relentless, and the beards marked by the blade.
About the Oil & Butter Kit
The Oil & Butter Kit pairs a beard oil with a beard butter in the same scent: oil for the skin, butter for a soft finish.
How to use it
1. A few drops of oil, worked through to the skin.
2. A little butter on top for softness.
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