🗡️⚡ The Surgeon – Beard Wash
Cold Precision. Sterile Sting. Cursed Shadows.
Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood
Once, he was a healer—but his cure was pain. His hands became tools of horror, wrapped in a glove of knives and needles, every incision a hymn to madness. Death did not end his practice. In eternity, The Surgeon still cuts, each breath soaked in the bitter austerity of black tea leaves, the sharp sting of sterile lemon tincture, and the heavy curse of amberwood binding his patients to the table. A wash not of comfort, but of cold precision.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s the ritual of an eternal operation. Crafted for daily cleansing, surgical sharpness, and beards that dare to bear the mark of the blade.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Dark clarity, bitter as truth on the scalpel’s edge
Sterile Lemon Tincture – A clinical sting, sharp and unyielding
Cursed Amberwood – Heavy, resinous dread that lingers long after the cut
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8oz Beard Wash – A rich, foaming cleanse for beards marked by the surgeon’s touch
🪚 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Precision built into every strand
✔ Deep Hydration – Washes away decay, leaves only resilience
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – A sterile sting that haunts beyond the rinse
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Tames the wild, sharpens the edge
✔ Gentle Yet Potent – Cleans deep without stripping life away
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Cold comfort beneath the cut
🧪 Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – The base of his sterile ritual
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-based cleanser, smooth as a surgeon’s hand
Xanthan Gum – Stabilizes, like sutures holding flesh together
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms the skin beneath the blade
Lauryl Betaine – Cleans without removing your last defense
Citric Acid – Maintains balance in the theater of madness
Castor Oil – Adds shine like a scalpel under light
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens, deceptively soothing
Coconut Oil – Hydrates like a fleeting reprieve
Jojoba Oil – Conditions for endurance beyond the cut
Argan Oil – Restores what the knife has taken
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, sterile and sinister
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Surgeon doesn’t cleanse, sharpen, and bind your beard in his eternal ritual—we’ll release you. No questions asked.
🗡️ Step Into His Operating Room. Wash in Precision. Wear The Surgeon.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the scarred, the relentless, and the beards that carry the mark of the blade.
