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The Surgeon - Complete Balm Kit - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood

The Surgeon - Complete Balm Kit - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood

Regular price $ 74.99 USD
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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

Ships In 1 Business Day

Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.

During Peak Holiday Times expectĀ fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

šŸ’Æ Free of damaging phthalates

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Made in the USA

šŸ‘ƒšŸ» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

šŸ—”ļøāš” The Surgeon – Complete Beard Care Kit
He Swore to Heal in Life. In Death, His Cuts Never End.

Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood

They say you sense him before you see him—the chill in the air, the weight of something sharp just beyond reach, and then the cut that never truly heals. The Surgeon doesn’t arrive with warmth—he arrives with cold precision, his presence binding you in sterile shadows that can’t be ignored. His scent lingers like scars in the dark: black tea leaves steeped in bitter clarity, sterile lemon tincture slicing clean as steel, and cursed amberwood pressing heavy with eternal dread.

He doesn’t fade. He marks. A bold blend of bitter, sharp, and resinous depth, The Surgeon turns daily beard care into ritual—and fragrance into something unforgettable.

šŸ•øļø Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Bitter austerity, grounding and dark
Sterile Lemon Tincture – Sharp, clinical sting, cold as the scalpel
Cursed Amberwood – Heavy resin, lingering like a scar

šŸ§” What’s Inside:
Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with surgical precision
Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with firm, exacting hold
Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses with cold efficiency
Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness and resilience

šŸŽÆ Why Choose The Surgeon Kit?
āœ… Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, style, and condition daily
āœ… Signature Bold Scent – Bitter, sterile, and unforgettable
āœ… Premium Formulations – Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
āœ… Built for Daily Use – Strong performance with gentle precision

šŸ›”ļø Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Surgeon doesn’t carve strength, precision, and unforgettable presence into your beard—we’ll replace it. No questions asked.

šŸ—”ļø Step Into His Operating Room. Groom with Precision. Wear The Surgeon.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the scarred, the relentless, and the beards marked by the blade.

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