Fable Beard Co.
The Surgeon - Complete Balm Kit - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
The Surgeon - Complete Balm Kit - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🗡️⚡ The Surgeon – Complete Beard Care Kit
He Swore to Heal in Life. In Death, His Cuts Never End.
Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood
They say you sense him before you see him—the chill in the air, the weight of something sharp just beyond reach, and then the cut that never truly heals. The Surgeon doesn’t arrive with warmth—he arrives with cold precision, his presence binding you in sterile shadows that can’t be ignored. His scent lingers like scars in the dark: black tea leaves steeped in bitter clarity, sterile lemon tincture slicing clean as steel, and cursed amberwood pressing heavy with eternal dread.
He doesn’t fade. He marks. A bold blend of bitter, sharp, and resinous depth, The Surgeon turns daily beard care into ritual—and fragrance into something unforgettable.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Bitter austerity, grounding and dark
Sterile Lemon Tincture – Sharp, clinical sting, cold as the scalpel
Cursed Amberwood – Heavy resin, lingering like a scar
🧔 What’s Inside:
Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with surgical precision
Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with firm, exacting hold
Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses with cold efficiency
Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores softness and resilience
🎯 Why Choose The Surgeon Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, style, and condition daily
✅ Signature Bold Scent – Bitter, sterile, and unforgettable
✅ Premium Formulations – Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Built for Daily Use – Strong performance with gentle precision
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Surgeon doesn’t carve strength, precision, and unforgettable presence into your beard—we’ll replace it. No questions asked.
🗡️ Step Into His Operating Room. Groom with Precision. Wear The Surgeon.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the scarred, the relentless, and the beards marked by the blade.





