Fable Beard Co.
The Surgeon - Complete Butter Kit - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
The Surgeon - Complete Butter Kit - Black Tea Leaves, Sterile Lemon Tincture, Cursed Amberwood
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🗡️⚡ The Surgeon – Complete Beard Care Kit
Cold Precision. Sterile Sting. Cursed Shadows.
Black Tea Leaves | Sterile Lemon Tincture | Cursed Amberwood
He once vowed to heal—but his promise rotted, sharpened into madness. With a glove of knives and needles, The Surgeon carved not cures, but scars. Death did not end his practice. Now, his ritual lingers in every drop—black tea leaves steeped in bitter clarity, sterile lemon tincture slicing sharp as a scalpel, and cursed amberwood binding heavy like a scar that never heals. This scent doesn’t fade—it cuts deep, commanding presence long after it’s gone.
No barbershop polish here—only a cold ritual of strength, conditioning, and unforgettable fragrance. This is your daily arsenal for a beard that looks sharp, feels restored, and carries a scent that refuses to be forgotten.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
Black Tea Leaves – Bitter austerity, grounding and dark
Sterile Lemon Tincture – Sharp, clinical brightness, clean as steel
Cursed Amberwood – Resinous weight that lingers like a scar
🧔 What’s Inside:
Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates and strengthens with surgical precision
Beard Butter (4 oz) – Deeply conditions and softens with control
Beard Wash (8 oz) – Cleanses with cold efficiency
Beard Conditioner (8 oz) – Restores shine and manageability
🎯 Why Choose The Surgeon Kit?
✅ Complete Grooming Ritual – Cleanse, hydrate, condition, and style
✅ Signature Bold Scent – Bitter, sterile, and unforgettable
✅ Premium Formulations – Cold-pressed oils, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Built for Daily Use – Strong enough for endurance, gentle enough for recovery
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Surgeon doesn’t cut precision into your beard—or leave you unforgettable—we’ll replace it. No questions asked.
🗡️ Step Into His Operating Room. Groom with Precision. Wear The Surgeon.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the scarred, the relentless, and the beards marked by the blade.





