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Butterscotch Bourbon, Balsam Fir, and Vanilla Cookies
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The Ugly Sweater Guy – Ultimate Beard Care Kit
Loud Sweater. Big Cheer. The Ugly Sweater Guy Has Arrived.
Butterscotch Bourbon | Balsam Fir | Vanilla Cookies
The Ugly Sweater Guy tells the tale of the life of every holiday party. Decked out in the loudest sweater in the room and armed with his cringe-worthy antics, he is the guy everyone can't help but love, even when they can't stop cringing. Butterscotch bourbon brings a rich, smooth festive warmth, balsam fir adds the fresh, green aroma of the holiday forest, and vanilla cookies finish with soft, sugary sweetness straight from the oven. The Ugly Sweater Guy embodies the fun, the warmth, and the joyful chaos of the season.
Scent Profile
🥃 Butterscotch Bourbon – Rich and warm, adding a smooth, festive spirit
🌲 Balsam Fir – Fresh and evergreen, bringing the holiday forest indoors
🍪 Vanilla Cookies – Soft and sugary, like cookies fresh from the oven
What’s Included in The Ugly Sweater Guy Ultimate Beard Care Kit
1 × 1 oz Beard Oil – Hydrates, softens, and supports healthy growth
1 × 2 oz Beard Balm – Shapes and controls with flexible, natural hold
1 × 4 oz Beard Butter – Provides deep conditioning for softness and daily comfort
1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses without stripping natural oils
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Restores moisture, smoothness, and manageability
1 × 2.65 oz Natural Deodorant – Provides long-lasting freshness with The Ugly Sweater Guy’s warm, festive holiday fragrance
1 × 80 ml Cologne Spray – A long-lasting fragrance crafted to capture The Ugly Sweater Guy’s loud, festive party presence
Why Choose The Ugly Sweater Guy Ultimate Beard Care Kit?
Complete, all-in-one grooming system
Warm, festive holiday fragrance with butterscotch bourbon, balsam fir, and vanilla cookies
Premium, skin-safe formulas
Built for comfort, confidence, and everyday performance
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Ugly Sweater Guy doesn’t leave you feeling confident, refreshed, and ready for the holiday party, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.
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About the Ultimate Bundle
The Ultimate Bundle is the full routine in one character scent: beard oil, balm, butter, wash, conditioner, natural deodorant and cologne.
How to use it
1. Wash, then condition.
2. Oil your beard while it's still damp.
3. Finish with balm for hold or butter for softness.
4. Deodorant and cologne last.
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