Fable Beard Co.
The Vessel - Beard Wash - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
The Vessel - Beard Wash - White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, Transcendent Oakmoss
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🧬👤 The Vessel – Host of the Unknown 👤🧬
Inside this human shell lies something far greater—a being not born of Earth, but of stars, secrets, and sentient light. The Vessel is the perfect disguise for an interstellar entity—an alien consciousness hidden behind human eyes. He walks among us with calm poise, but beneath the skin pulses a cosmic intelligence beyond comprehension. He is not possessed… he is symbiotic.
Every whisper, every glance, is tinged with otherworldly insight. His presence is magnetic, mysterious, and unsettling in the best way. His scent? A transcendent fusion of White Amber, Sundrenched Green Apples, and Transcendent Oakmoss—blurring the lines between the organic and the infinite.
Scent Profile
White Amber – Clean and radiant, like energy suspended in time.
Sundrenched Green Apples – Bright and sharp, a crisp reminder of human senses.
Transcendent Oakmoss – Deep and grounding, an ancient anchor from a planet unknown.
What’s Included
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard, removing dirt while preserving natural oils for balance.
Benefits
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Promotes Beard Health and Strength – For a beard that’s ready to host greatness.
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Seals in Moisture – Lock in hydration like a second skin.
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Deep Moisturization – For softness that conceals hidden strength.
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Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth strands that look as human as they feel.
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Long-Lasting Scent – A fragrance that lingers like a presence just beneath the surface.
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Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothing care for the host beneath the beard.
Ingredients & Benefits – Beard Wash
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Water – Essential for hydration and blending.
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Decyl Glucoside – Gentle, coconut-derived cleanser that maintains natural oils.
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Xanthan Gum – Smooth thickener for even application.
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Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes irritation and supports skin health.
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Lauryl Betaine – Mild surfactant for rich, foamy lather.
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Citric Acid – Balances pH for skin and hair care.
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Castor Oil – Strengthens with vitamin E and omega-6.
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Sweet Almond Oil – Locks in moisture and nourishes deeply.
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Coconut Oil – Adds shine and protects against breakage.
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Jojoba Oil – Deep hydration and hair-strengthening benefits.
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Argan Oil – Antioxidant-rich, enhancing shine and smoothness.
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Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering The Vessel’s mysterious signature.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Vessel doesn’t bond with your senses or blend into your personal narrative—we’ll exchange it, no questions asked.
🧬 Embrace the Unknown, Become the Vessel 🧬
Step into the skin of something extraordinary. Let your beard speak of secrets, strength, and a story not quite your own.






