🕯️🌊 The Witch Doctor – Beard Wash
Cursed Cleanse. Jungle-Brewed. Mystically Fresh.
Smoked Mango | Island Breeze | Dark Musk
Deep in the heart of a shadowed isle, where drums echo through fog and the air thickens with ancient whispers, The Witch Doctor brews. His concoctions are steeped in lore, his rituals unknown to mortals—and his scent? A swirling mix of fire-kissed fruit, salt-soaked winds, and primal shadow.
This isn’t just beard wash—it’s a dark elixir for beards worn by the brave, the bewitched, and the bold. Crafted for rituals, rebirth, and untamed style.
🌒 Scent Profile:
Smoked Mango – Sweet, charred fruit kissed by ritual flame
Island Breeze – Crisp, coastal wind laced with tropical secrets
Dark Musk – Earthy, enigmatic, and bound to no world but his
🧼 What’s Included:
1 x 8oz Beard Wash – A thick, cleansing brew for beards touched by magic and mystery
🔥 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Follicles – Even through otherworldly transformations
✔ Deep Hydration – Washes away curses, not your skin’s defenses
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Lingers like a spell whispered under moonlight
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Tames wild strands into smooth ritual readiness
✔ Gentle Yet Potent – Skin-safe, even for those born under strange stars
✔ Soothes the Skin Beneath – Comfort after every cleansing rite
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water – The life-source of enchanted islands
Decyl Glucoside – Coconut-based cleanser gentle enough for mystics
Xanthan Gum – Thickens like jungle sap, brings lush lather
Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes skin scorched by spellwork
Lauryl Betaine – Sweeps away shadow, sweat, and secrets
Citric Acid – Balances your aura and your pH
Castor Oil – Adds shine with a hint of sorcery
Sweet Almond Oil – Gentle hydration veiled in sweetness
Coconut Oil – Softens with tropical richness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions with jungle-born harmony
Argan Oil – Repairs like a shaman’s touch
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and eerily enchanting
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Witch Doctor doesn’t leave your beard enchanted and your scent forever altered—we’ll replace it, no questions asked.
🌑 Smell Like Magic. Wash Like a Ritual. Become The Witch Doctor.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for cursed barbers, jungle mystics, and the legends that walk between worlds.
