Fable Beard Co.
The Wizard - Beard Wash - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Arcane Buttercream, Orange Zest Sparks
The Wizard - Beard Wash - Cauldron Brewed Bourbon, Arcane Buttercream, Orange Zest Sparks
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Hear ye, fellow spellcasters and masters of the mystic arts! If thy facial bristles have grown as unruly as a startled griffon, I bring tidings of a most potent potion: The Wizard beard oil and wash from the grand alchemists at Fable Beard Co. As a practitioner of the arcane, I require my beard to command respect—whether I am pondering ancient tomes or conjuring fireballs. The wash lathers up like a summoned tempest, cleansing my majestic mane of potion residue without stripping its natural vitality.
But the true enchantment lies within the oil itself. Brewed with five legendary cold-pressed carrier oils, a mere few drops transform a tangled thicket into a silken curtain of absolute power, banishing the dreaded beard itch back to the underworld whence it came. It is pure alchemy, free of dark magic and damaging phthalates.
By Merlin’s beard, the scent is a masterclass in wizardry that casts a steadfast aura lasting through even the most tedious wizarding council meetings. It boasts a bold, intoxicating warmth of cauldron-brewed bourbon, toasted vanilla oats, and arcane buttercream. Just when the spell is cast, an energetic flash of orange zest hits the senses—a remarkably fresh citrus hint that awakens the mind for a long day of incantations. If you wish to elevate your grooming ritual from mere mundane hygiene to a daily act of magic, look no further. My beard has never looked more robust, nor smelled so spellbinding. Ten out of ten enchanted stars!
Absolutely amazing. Wife loves the scent.
I liked the original so much better! I'm not a fan of the fruity sents i would have gave it 5 stars if it was the original. But it is good once in a while.
The Wizard beard wash scent is my favorite scent so far. My only complaint is the wizard beard conditioner doesn’t match the smell of the beard wash. Will definitely be buying the Wizard beard wash again but unsure on the conditioner. Maybe I just got a bad batch because it doesn’t really have a scent
Just got The Wizard and may I say I amd throughly impressed. The scent profile is phenomenal, I think I'm gonna buy the deodorant and the cologne!
The Wizard – Beard Wash
Rule with Wisdom. Create the Magic. Shape the Realm.
Cauldron Brewed Bourbon | Arcane Buttercream | Orange Zest Sparks
The Wizard Beard Wash is crafted for the man whose vision brings entire worlds to life. As the founder of Fable Beard Co. and the supreme ruler of Boron, The Wizard stands as the architect behind every hero, villain, kingdom, and legendary creature. Ruling alongside The Princess, he leads with wisdom, imagination, and a steadfast commitment to protecting the realm he created. Every adventure begins with his vision, every story grows beneath his guidance, and every legend lives on because of the magic he continues to inspire. The Wizard embodies creativity, leadership, and the timeless power of believing in something greater.
Scent Profile
🧙 Cauldron Brewed Bourbon – Rich bourbon infused with warm, magical depth
🧁 Arcane Buttercream – Smooth, creamy sweetness with enchanting indulgence
🍊 Orange Zest Sparks – Bright citrus bursting with vibrant magical energy
What's Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses away dirt, oil, and buildup while nourishing your beard with The Wizard's legendary, magic-inspired formula
Benefits
Gently removes dirt, oil, and daily buildup
Cleanses without stripping away natural moisture
Hydrates and conditions both beard and skin
Softens coarse beard hair for improved manageability
Helps support a healthier, stronger-looking beard
Leaves your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and revitalized
Infuses your beard with a rich, magical fragrance that lingers
Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Clean, effective base for a refreshing cleanse
Decyl Glucoside – Gentle coconut-derived cleanser that removes dirt and buildup without over-drying
Xanthan Gum – Creates a smooth, even lather for easy application
Aloe Vera Powder – Calms and soothes both beard and skin
Lauryl Betaine – Deep cleans while remaining gentle on the skin
Citric Acid – Helps balance pH for a healthier-looking, shinier beard
Castor Oil – Strengthens beard hair and supports a fuller appearance
Sweet Almond Oil – Softens and nourishes for improved manageability
Coconut Oil – Helps lock in moisture and protect against dryness
Jojoba Oil – Conditions beard hair from root to tip while supporting skin health
Argan Oil – Adds natural luster, softness, and smoothness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Wizard doesn't leave your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and ready to lead your own legendary adventure, we'll make it right—no questions asked.
Rule with wisdom.
Shape the realm.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.
