Chatterbox - Beard Conditioner - Browned Butter Glaze, Charred Pumpkin Sugar, Spiced Baked Apple

🗣️🔥 Chatterbox – Beard Conditioner
Screams in the Silence. Sweetness Burned. Power Restored.

Browned Butter Glaze | Charred Pumpkin Sugar | Spiced Baked Apple

He once lived voiceless, words buried deep within. Silence gnawed at him until death ripped it wide open—now Chatterbox screams forever, a torment that never fades. His scent strikes like memory and madness combined—warm browned butter glaze masking sorrow, charred pumpkin sugar smoldering with rage, and spiced baked apple burning with bittersweet finality. Each rinse softens the silence, restoring strength where screams linger.

This isn’t just beard conditioner—it’s deep restoration for your beard, crafted to hydrate, strengthen, and soften with autumn fire.

🕸️ Scent Profile:
Browned Butter Glaze – Warm sweetness with depth and richness
Charred Pumpkin Sugar – Burnt sugar with smoky spice
Spiced Baked Apple – Comforting warmth laced with spice

💧 What’s Included:
✔ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Daily hydration with long-lasting fragrance and softness

🪚 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength for healthier growth
✔ Seals in Moisture for lasting hydration
✔ Deep Conditioning to revive dry, coarse hair
✔ Softens and Smooths unruly beards
✔ Long-Lasting Scent that carries through the day
✔ Calms and Nourishes the skin beneath

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:

Water & Aloe Vera – Hydrate and soothe

Cetearyl Alcohol & BTMS – Provide conditioning and detangling

Shea Butter – Deep moisture and softness

Coco-Glucoside & Xanthan Gum – Gentle cleansing and consistency

Sunflower, Olive & Avocado Oils – Rich in nutrients for beard health

Jojoba & Castor Oils – Strengthen and condition

Wheat Germ & Sweet Almond Oils – Add softness and shine

Argan & Coconut Oils – Restore and protect from dryness

Fragrance (IFRA-compliant) – Safe, long-lasting scent

Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E) – Preserve, balance, and protect

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If Chatterbox doesn’t leave your beard smooth, strong, and unforgettably scented—we’ll release you. No questions asked.

🗣️ Soften the Silence. Hydrate the Howl. Wear Chatterbox.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the tormented, the unbound, and the beards that echo forever.