Corpsicle - Beard Conditioner - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Beard Conditioner ❄️🚨

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

Once a smiling ice cream man… now a frozen freak on wheels. Corpsicle cruises the graveyard shift in his haunted truck, handing out treats that bite back. His scent? A twisted swirl of sweet, tart, and chillingly smooth that sticks to your senses like frostbite.

Crafted with a horrifyingly delightful blend of Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, and Infectious Vanilla, this beard conditioner softens and strengthens while wrapping your face in the scent of undead dessert.

🍧 Scent Profile:

Blood Raspberry – Tart and bold, like a scream inside a popsicle
Blackscary Jam – Sticky, dark, and disturbingly delicious
Infectious Vanilla – Creamy sweetness with a chilling twist

❄️ What’s Included:

✔ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Daily nourishment to keep your beard smooth, strong, and ice-cold fresh.

💪 Benefits:

Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Because even the undead deserve great beards

Seals in Moisture – Like frost sealing over a grave

Deep Moisturization – Softens every strand with undead hydration

Tames Beard Hairs – For a beard that’s sweet… not scary

Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like a chilling breeze from the back of the truck

Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes the cold beneath the beard

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:

Water, Aloe Vera, Cetearyl Alcohol, Coco-Glucoside, Shea Butter, BTMS, Xanthan Gum, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Jojoba Oil, Castor Oil, Wheat Germ Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, Fragrance (IFRA-compliant), Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E)

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If Corpsicle doesn’t leave your beard frozen in fright—or the scent isn’t hauntingly sweet—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Smell Cold. Groom Sweet. Become Corpsicle. 💀

Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the legends who keep the engine running long after death.