Corpsicle - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Blood Raspberry, Blackscary Jam, Infectious Vanilla

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Basic Beard Balm Kit ❄️🧟♂️

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

He was once the jingle-jamming hero of summer afternoons—now he haunts the streets, frozen in time. Corpsicle, the undead ice cream truck driver, rolls through the night leaving behind a trail of chilling sweetness and eerie nostalgia. His scent doesn’t just arrive… it lingers like the ghost of treats long gone bad.

🍧 Scent Profile:

Blood Raspberry – Tart and juicy, with a sinister twist

Blackscary Jam – Thick, dark, and clings like a scream in your throat

Infectious Vanilla – Creamy, comforting… until it isn’t

🧊 Corpsicle’s Fragrance Isn’t Just Sweet—It Chills to the Bone

Crafted for beards that brave the cold and dare the undead, this essential duo deeply hydrates, shapes, and wraps your beard in a scent that’s part sugar rush, part graveyard shift.

🧔 What’s Inside:

✔ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, strengthens, and conditions with cool clarity
✔ Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with light hold and frozen precision

💥 Why Choose the Corpsicle Basic Beard Balm Kit?

Essential Beard Care – Hydration and styling for those who glow cold

Chilling Signature Scent – Sweet, dark, and wickedly nostalgic

Premium Ingredients – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, skin-safe, and made in the USA

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Corpsicle doesn’t give you goosebumps—or the scent doesn’t haunt your summer memories—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Smell Sweet. Stay Cold. Become Corpsicle. 💀

Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who know the music never stops… even after death.