Corpsicle Beard Oil & Butter Kit

🍦💀 Corpsicle – Basic Beard Butter Kit ❄️🧟♂️

Blood Raspberry | Blackscary Jam | Infectious Vanilla

He once handed out joy from the jingle of a truck. Now? He brings goosebumps with every frozen turn. Corpsicle, the undead ice cream truck driver, drifts through neighborhoods like a haunted summer memory—syrupy-sweet, spine-chilling, and impossible to escape.

This daily grooming duo delivers moisture, control, and an unshakable scent that lingers like a half-melted nightmare from your childhood.

🍧 Scent Profile:

Blood Raspberry – Sharp, juicy, and just a little wicked

Blackscary Jam – Dark, sticky sweetness with a haunted finish

Infectious Vanilla – Creamy, cozy... and unsettlingly persistent

🧊 Corpsicle’s Fragrance Isn’t Just Worn—It Drips from the Grave

Hydrate, soften, and shape your beard with premium ingredients infused with the sugar-soaked scream of a scent gone wrong. This is comfort turned cryptic—sweetness served cold.

🧔 What’s Inside:

✔ Beard Oil (1 oz): Hydrates, strengthens, and infuses your beard with a scream-worthy scent
✔ Beard Butter (4 oz): Deeply moisturizes, tames, and melts into icy-smooth control

💥 Why Choose the Corpsicle Basic Beard Butter Kit?

Essential Beard Arsenal – The core duo for soft, styled, unforgettable beards

Frozen Treat Gone Wrong – A blend that’s sweet, scary, and weirdly irresistible

Naturally Crafted – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe for everyday grooming legends

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Corpsicle doesn’t send chills down your spine—or the scent doesn’t linger like a frozen scream—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🍦 Smell Sweet. Chill Deep. Become Corpsicle. 💀

Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for legends who never really left the freezer.