Dr. Slumber T-Shirt
Dr. Slumber T-Shirt
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Made to Order – Crafted for You
Made to Order – Crafted for You
Each piece of apparel is forged upon request—created for your journey the moment your order is placed. Because of this, these items are not pulled from the Fable vault like our standard grooming goods… they’re crafted fresh.
This means a little extra time is needed before your gear begins its journey.
Separate Shipments & Delivery Times
Separate Shipments & Delivery Times
Apparel items are fulfilled by our trusted partners and may ship separately from the rest of your order.
If you’ve ordered beard care alongside your apparel, don’t worry—they’ll travel different paths but arrive ready to serve their purpose.
Processing and shipping times for apparel may be longer than standard Fable items, especially during high-demand seasons.
The Wizard’s Apparel Assurance
The Wizard’s Apparel Assurance
Though these garments are crafted beyond our walls, they are still chosen with the same intention and care worthy of the Fable name.
✔ Premium materials built for comfort and durability
✔ Designed to hold their form through every adventure
✔ Made to order to reduce waste and honor craftsmanship
✔ Backed by the same commitment to quality you expect from Fable
This isn’t just a t-shirt… it’s the armor of the everyday adventurer. Forged for comfort, built for the journey, and designed to feel like it was made just for you—the kind of tee you reach for whether you’re heading into battle… or just conquering the day.
We’ll make this simple: once you wear it, there’s no going back.
Crafted from ultra-soft, combed and ring-spun cotton, this garment feels broken-in from the very first wear—lightweight, breathable, and ready for whatever quest lies ahead. The fit? Tailored like it was measured by the guild’s finest. Clean lines, structured form, and just enough stretch to move with you.
This is more than a shirt.
It’s a staple in your story.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather blends infused with polyester for added durability)
• Lightweight feel (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable, soft, and made for all-day wear
• Pre-shrunk — because legends don’t fade or shrink over time
• Side-seamed construction for a clean, fitted silhouette
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure that holds its form
• Responsibly sourced from trusted lands including Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, and the US
Wear it well. Your story’s just getting started.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |

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Great scent and great ingredients
The marzipan and strawberry really sing in this. The scent comes through in this cologne rather strongly, so you can deal with using only a couple of sprays in key areas. It's tied for my favorite spring scent. A+
I’m a sucker for a good lemon and whiskey scent and this one really hits the mark! Smells great and lasts all day!
I chose this scent as a finalist to wear on my upcoming wedding day. It's competing with scents from Luxurious ****, Deadman's, and Tabletop, but what might put it as number one for me is the carrier blend and how it makes my specific beard feel. I have a long salt-and-pepper beard, and I shower in hard water from our own well, and this blend makes my beard very soft, but also retains its styling ability. 10/10, will always have this oil and butter on hand.
It was Nice Guy! It’s definitely not one of my favorites but it is still a pretty good oil!
Smells absolutely amazing! Even better in the beard!
Smells like what people think is a fresh dew morning.
This scent is excellent, with so much nuance but an overall manly scent. One of my favorites.
Role Model scent is wonderful! Once I received my first order I had to place another for the ultimate bundle.
Amazing smell!
Awesome scent!
My boyfriend absolutely loves it! From the scent to the softness!!
Lightning fast shipping. Great aquatic cologne scent.
Perfect for spring and summer. Great smell, and isn't overwhelming like some of the other scents.