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🦃 Poultrygeist
Monthly Scent Feature

They say revenge is best served cold—but for this possessed bird, it’s served with a side of cranberry sauce. Once the centerpiece of a Thanksgiving feast, the Poultrygeist has clawed its way back from beyond the grave, feathers aflame with fury and eyes glowing with vengeful fire. No longer content to be carved, it now carves its own path of retribution through the harvest table.

Each step leaves behind the haunting aroma of holiday gone wrong—herbs torn from the earth, sauce spilled like blood, and the sharp echo of sage whispering through the chill November air. This isn’t gratitude. It’s payback on a platter.

🕯 Scent Profile:
🌿 Fresh Basil – Green, aromatic bite from the herb garden of vengeance
🍇 Cranberry Sauce – Sweet and tart, dripping with spectral wrath
🌾 Clary Sage – Earthy, mystical calm beneath the chaos of the feast

Dare to summon the spirit of the Poultrygeist—where Thanksgiving takes a terrifying twist.

What You Get!

Choose from the following:
• 1 oz Beard Oil
• 4 oz Beard Butter
• 2 oz Beard Balm
• 8 oz Conditioning Beard Wash (Co-Wash)
• 8 oz Beard Wash
• Deodorant
• Cologne

Or, opt for the Collector’s Edition, which includes a bonus 8.5x11 Art Print—a fiendish feast of revenge and resurrection.

A New Character Every Month!
At Fable Beard Co., each month brings a bold new legend to life. Our community helps shape these one-of-a-kind characters, and once the feast ends, the legend fades into myth. Collect. Savor. Repeat.

New characters debut on the 26th of every month. Subscriptions bill on the day of purchase and renew monthly unless canceled.