Fable Vice – Beard Conditioner
Coastal Confidence. Neon Nights. Built for the Good Life.
Oceanfront Breeze | Golden California Citrus | Polished Coastal Woods
Some men spend their lives chasing the next opportunity.
Others create a life where opportunity naturally finds them.
The Fable Vice Beard Conditioner is crafted for the man who understands that confidence starts with preparation. The entrepreneur, adventurer, and tastemaker who knows that success isn't built through shortcuts—it's built through consistency, attention to detail, and showing up ready for whatever the day brings.
Fable Vice represents effortless confidence.
Smooth. Driven. Unforgettable.
He knows the details matter. The presentation. The discipline. The daily habits that separate a good life from a great one. And just like every lasting success is built through consistency and intention, a great beard requires the same level of care.
This conditioner delivers that balance.
Rich, hydrating, and deeply restorative, it works through the beard to soften coarse hairs, reduce dryness, and restore manageability—leaving your beard feeling smooth, comfortable, and ready for every meeting, sunset cruise, and late-night adventure ahead.
The scent is fresh, vibrant, and undeniably sophisticated—like ocean air drifting through palm-lined streets while golden sunlight reflects across the water and the city begins to come alive.
It opens with Oceanfront Breeze, clean and invigorating with crisp marine freshness and coastal energy. Refreshing and effortless, it captures the feeling of standing oceanside with endless possibilities ahead.
Next comes Golden California Citrus, bright and sun-ripened with vibrant citrus character that feels energetic, refined, and endlessly optimistic. Bold without being overpowering, it brings warmth and brightness to every moment.
Finally, Polished Coastal Woods settles in—smooth, sophisticated, and effortlessly confident. Rich coastal woods create a refined foundation that feels relaxed yet elevated, like luxury hidden beneath an easygoing exterior.
The result is clean, stylish, and unforgettable—a scent that feels like oceanfront penthouses, sunset drives with the top down, neon reflections dancing across the water, and the confidence of a man who knows exactly where he's headed.
This isn't just conditioner.
It's preparation for the lifestyle you've earned.
Scent Profile
🌊 Oceanfront Breeze – Crisp marine freshness with clean coastal character
🍊 Golden California Citrus – Bright sun-ripened citrus with vibrant energy
🪵 Polished Coastal Woods – Smooth refined woods with sophisticated warmth
What's Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deep hydrating care infused with Fable Vice's coastal-inspired fragrance
Benefits
Strengthens beard fibers for resilience and growth
Locks in moisture to prevent dryness and breakage
Deeply conditions for softness and natural shine
Leaves a fresh, coastal-inspired scent that lasts
Calms and nourishes the skin beneath the beard
Restores manageability, comfort, and a healthy appearance
Ingredients & Benefits
Water and Aloe Vera – Hydrate and soothe skin
Cetearyl Alcohol and BTMS – Smooth, strengthen, and detangle
Shea Butter – Deep nourishment and softness
Coco-Glucoside and Xanthan Gum – Even, rich coverage
Sunflower, Olive, and Avocado Oils – Protect and condition
Jojoba and Castor Oils – Support strength and fullness
Wheat Germ and Sweet Almond Oils – Enhance softness and texture
Argan and Coconut Oils – Add shine and smoothness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E) – Preserve freshness and beard health
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Fable Vice doesn't leave your beard soft, nourished, and ready for your next coastal adventure, we'll make it right—no questions asked.
Stay smooth.
Live boldly.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — where every character has a story.
