Hitchhiker - Beard Balm - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass

🔥🚛 Hitchhiker – Beard Balm

Birch Tar | Extinguished Smoke | Rain-Soaked Grass

He doesn’t just haunt highways—he owns the blacktop after dark. The Hitchhiker is the charred spirit of a rig that went up in flames and came back without a pulse. When he rolls in, the air thickens with ash, damp grass, and burning rubber. The crash never left him—and now it lingers in your beard.

This balm isn’t made for comfort—it’s forged for control, grit, and the ghost of a midnight drive. Bold, smoky, and eerily grounded, Hitchhiker’s scent is the final breath before the flames rise again.

🛣 Scent Profile

Birch Tar – Bold, smoky, and bitter—like burned asphalt in the rain
Extinguished Smoke – Smoldering and hot, still clinging to steel and soul
Rain-Soaked Grass – Earthy and calm, a quiet patch where chaos ended

💥 A Fragrance That Rides Forever

Hitchhiker Beard Balm locks in your look while sealing in deep hydration and that unmistakable scent of smoke, sorrow, and asphalt vengeance. Crafted for those who’ve seen the wreck and kept driving.

✅ What’s Included

Beard Balm (2 oz) – Shape, tame, and shield your beard with the signature aroma of post-crash survival.

💪 Benefits

✔ Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Built for those who walk away from the wreckage
✔ Seals in Moisture – Hydration that holds through fire, fog, and freeway
✔ Deeply Moisturizes – Softens the toughest strands with road-hardened care
✔ Softens Beard Hairs – Smooth texture with scorched style
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like smoke in your rearview
✔ Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes what the flames tried to ruin

⚗️ Ingredients

Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Shea Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant & skin-safe)

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee

If Hitchhiker doesn’t leave your beard smoldering with style—or the scent doesn’t take you straight to the edge—we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.

🚛 Smell Burnt. Ride Again. Become Hitchhiker.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who never reached their destination… and still drive through the dark.