Fable Beard Co.
Hitchhiker - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
Hitchhiker - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
Ships In 1 Business Day
Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🔥🚛 Hitchhiker – Basic Beard Balm Kit
Birch Tar | Extinguished Smoke | Rain-Soaked Grass
He’s not just the echo of a crash—he’s the force that keeps on driving. Hitchhiker is the charred soul of a rig gone down in flames, reborn in smoke, steel, and storm. Now, you can carry that relentless energy in your beard with this essential grooming duo.
Built for daily hydration and control, this kit delivers deep conditioning and road-worthy style, all wrapped in a bold, burned-in scent of smoky birch, ashen heat, and fresh-cut grass soaked by the storm.
🛣 Scent Profile:
Birch Tar – Bitter and smoky, the signature of scorched survival
Extinguished Smoke – Ash and ember still whispering from the wreck
Rain-Soaked Grass – Cool, earthy, and eerily peaceful beneath the chaos
🧔 What’s Inside:
✔ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, softens, and revives your beard with the grit of a ghost driver
✔ Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with fire-forged control and light hold
💥 Why Choose the Hitchhiker Basic Beard Balm Kit?
✅ Essential Beard Care – The core combo for beard hydration and shape
✅ Haunting Signature Scent – Smoky, earthy, and impossible to forget
✅ Premium Ingredients – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee – If it doesn’t ride with you into the fog, we’ll exchange it. No questions asked.
🚛 Groom Bold. Smell Burned. Become Hitchhiker.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who died behind the wheel… but never stopped driving.





