Malt Shop Marty - Beard Balm - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
Malt Shop Marty - Beard Balm - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl
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The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Malt Shop Marty – Beard Balm
Smooth Style. Classic Cool. Built to Cruise.
Vanilla Ice Cream | Orange Soda | Whipped Cream Swirl
Cool isn’t forced.
It just is.
Malt Shop Marty Beard Balm is made for the guy who lives life in the fast lane but never loses his charm—the one leaning against a polished hot rod, jukebox humming, milkshake in hand. He’s effortless, nostalgic, and always the best-dressed guy in the room without even trying.
Marty doesn’t follow trends.
He is the vibe.
Polished, laid-back, and undeniably smooth, he brings a little rebellion and a whole lot of style everywhere he goes. It’s confidence without ego… swagger without noise.
And your beard should carry that same energy.
This balm is designed to provide structure, hold, and nourishment—keeping your beard styled and in place while maintaining that soft, touchable feel that lasts from day to night.
The scent rolls in with Vanilla Ice Cream, rich, creamy, and smooth—like the perfect scoop on a summer afternoon. It’s sweet, nostalgic, and instantly comforting.
Next comes Orange Soda, bright, fizzy, and full of playful citrus energy. It adds a sparkling sweetness that feels bold, refreshing, and straight out of a neon-lit drive-in.
Finally, Whipped Cream Swirl settles in—light, airy, and indulgently soft, rounding out the scent with a smooth, dreamy finish that lingers just right.
The result is sweet, creamy, and effortlessly cool—a scent that feels like chrome shine, jukebox tunes, and late-night drives under glowing signs.
This isn’t about trying too hard.
It’s about showing up cool, collected, and completely yourself.
Scent Profile
🍨 Vanilla Ice Cream – Smooth, creamy sweetness with classic nostalgic warmth
🍊 Orange Soda – Bright, fizzy citrus with playful sweetness
🍦 Whipped Cream Swirl – Light, airy sweetness with a soft, indulgent finish
What’s Included
2 oz Beard Balm – Shapes, smooths, and styles with a flexible, easy hold
Benefits
Supports beard strength and structure
Seals in moisture for all-day comfort
Conditions while maintaining natural movement
Tames flyaways with a flexible, touchable hold
Leaves a smooth, nostalgic scent that lasts
Nourishes and protects the skin beneath the beard
Ingredients & Benefits
Castor Oil – Supports thickness and strength
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration without buildup
Sweet Almond Oil – Smooths and adds natural shine
Argan Oil – Softens and restores balance
Jojoba Oil – Conditions and protects skin and beard
Shea Butter – Deep nourishment and lasting comfort
Beeswax – Provides natural, flexible hold
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and expertly blended
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Malt Shop Marty doesn’t keep your beard looking smooth, styled, and ready to cruise, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.
Stay slick.
Stay cool.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — where every character has a story.
Let customers speak for us
from 39528 reviews
I purchased this to introduce my cousin to Fable and he absolutely loved it. Also, these little bottles are great to keep with you and to take when you're traveling!
The product i have received is amazing. Shipping is fast. All around very pleased with Fable Beard Co.
This company has been nothing but helpful! and the communication and community are brilliant as well. Keep on keeping on! i'd like to see some USA mythical creatures outside of halloween. Jersey devil, Sasquatch, skinwalker, etc.
I love all the products I have tried. Waiting on it to get to my house is the only thing I dont like.
This really helps with all the damage my beard takes working outside In the sun all day
I work in construction as a painter and this stuff washes the paint out with out it being a fight
I will be making the a regular in my line up
I love the way it works and the fragrance
Great products...really like the wirard bead oil
Absolutely love the scent
I'm still new to Fable, but I've been very impressed with their products. Recently, I had a problem, and they solved it, no questions, same day. Now, I'm a customer for life!
My husband absolutely loves all the products! This is the only place I will purchase his beard essentials! His beard looks awesome and smells wonderful!
This one smells just like a trip to the pumpkin patch on dark fall evening. Must have Fall scent!
Great scent!!! lasts all day. Isn't too overpowering!!!
If men havent used the hero from fable.com i dont know where they have been. One of my favorite beard oil and balm to use. My daughter's, mother and cute girl at my pharmacy has complimented me. So for your new scent to wear just get a the hero bundle and do yourself the favor.
Malt Shop Marty - Beard Balm - Vanilla Ice Cream, Orange Soda, Whipped Cream Swirl