💥🎄 Missile Toe – Beard Balm
Fable’s Secret Service Defender of the North
Tactical Hold. Winter Strength. Precision Engineered for Arctic Command.
Red Holly Berries | Crisp Pinecones | Blackberry Puree
When the icy winds rise and the North Pole stands on alert, Missile Toe answers the call. The heavy munitions expert of Santa’s elite defense unit, he ensures every sleigh launch goes smoothly and every boundary stays secure. His beard? Impeccable. His focus? Unshakable. His scent? A powerful blend of festive precision and winter authority.
Each tin of Missile Toe Beard Balm delivers the perfect balance of strength and flexibility—giving your beard disciplined control, deep hydration, and a scent that commands presence. Red Holly Berries burst with sharp brightness, Crisp Pinecones ground with clean woodland freshness, and Blackberry Puree adds a smooth, confident depth that lingers through every mission.
This isn’t just beard balm—it’s the standard issue for holiday heroes.
🎯 Scent Profile:
🍒 Red Holly Berries – Bold and spirited, igniting the senses for action
🌲 Crisp Pinecones – Fresh, woodsy stability built for command
🫐 Blackberry Puree – Smooth sweetness with a sharp, tactical finish
✅ What’s Included:
2 oz Beard Balm – Shape, strengthen, and protect with Missile Toe’s elite winter hold
🎖️ Benefits:
✔ Reinforces Beard Strength – Fortifies each strand for cold-weather endurance
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration against frost and wind
✔ Deep Conditioning – Softens while maintaining a controlled, tactical structure
✔ Tames Beard Hairs – Strong, flexible hold without stiffness or residue
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Crisp, bold, and unflinching through every mission
✔ Supports Skin Health – Soothes beneath-the-beard irritation from harsh conditions
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Builds resilience and promotes healthy beard growth
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration with frost-resistant softness
Sweet Almond Oil – Deep nourishment and healthy shine
Argan Oil – Smooths and balances for professional precision
Jojoba Oil – Conditions and shields from winter elements
Shea Butter – Protects, softens, and adds durable comfort
Beeswax – Provides firm, reliable hold for disciplined grooming
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and mission-approved
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Missile Toe doesn’t strengthen, shape, and command your beard with holiday-grade precision—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
💥 Shape. Shield. Protect the Pole.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who guard Christmas with power, precision, and purpose.
