🧩🔪 Patches – Beard Balm
Stitched Sweetness. Bitter Heat. Hold in the Shadows.
Spiced Pumpkin Puree | Dark Mocha | Burnt Honey Drizzle
You don’t hear him at first—only the whir of his tools. Then comes the grip, the stitch pulled tight, and the hold that never releases. Patches binds with a craftsman’s madness, shaping with twisted precision and control stitched in fear. His scent lingers in every seam—pumpkin sweet and spiced, mocha bitter and dark, honey burned into something cruel. Once applied, nothing escapes his hold.
This isn’t just balm—it’s stitched control in your hands. A tool to tame, lock in hydration, and hold your beard in place with relentless strength.
🕸️ Scent Profile:
🎃 Spiced Pumpkin Puree – Sweet warmth ripped apart to hide the horror beneath
☕ Dark Mocha – Bitter darkness fueling the stitched madness
🍯 Burnt Honey Drizzle – Golden sweetness scorched into cruelty that clings
🪚 A Fragrance That Holds Like Stitches
The Patches Beard Balm is crafted to shape, condition, and control your beard with a firm hold and a haunting scent stitched to last all day.
✅ What’s Included:
2 oz Beard Balm – Shape, tame, and protect your beard with stitched control and sinister scent
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Health & Strength – Power stitched in obsession
✔ Seals in Moisture – Hydration locked tight like seams on skin
✔ Deep Conditioning – Revives coarse strands with twisted care
✔ Tames Beard Hairs – Firm hold with stitched precision
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Sweet and sinister, clinging like madness
✔ Supports Skin Health – A fleeting comfort before the blade returns
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Strengthens, adding stitched resilience and shine
Coconut Oil – Hydrates with deceptive softness
Sweet Almond Oil – Vitamin-rich, false comfort before the cut
Argan Oil – Restores elasticity, mending what’s been torn away
Jojoba Oil – Balances and conditions beneath the surface
Shea Butter – Deep moisture, false softness stitched in
Beeswax – Structure and hold, seams locked unyielding
Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant) – Sweet, bitter, unforgettable
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If Patches doesn’t style, shape, and stitch his legend into your beard with brutal strength and haunting scent—we’ll release you. No questions asked.
🧩 Step Into His Workshop. Shape with Madness. Wear Patches.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the lost, the fearless, and the beards that dare to be stitched forever.
