Patient ZeroBeard Conditioner · 8 oz · Softens & detangles

Patient Zero – Beard Conditioner
The First Infected. The Beginning of the End.

Tart Gummy Candy | Spiced Harvest Musk | Buttery Fried Dough

The Patient Zero Beard Conditioner is crafted around the man who started it all. Before the panic spread through the CarnEvil, before the midway descended into chaos, there was Patient Zero—the first person infected by the mysterious virus that would soon consume the carnival. Whatever he was before is disappearing quickly as the infection takes hold, transforming him into something violent, unpredictable, and no longer entirely human. Patient Zero embodies the horrifying beginning of the outbreak, the first signs of infection, and the moment the CarnEvil realizes there may be no stopping what has begun.

Scent Profile
🍬 Tart Gummy Candy – Mouth-puckering gummy candy bursting with sharp, sugary fruit sweetness
🍎 Spiced Harvest Musk – Warm harvest spices layered with rich fruit, tonka, and a dark musky finish
🎪 Buttery Fried Dough – Hot, golden fried dough coated in rich buttery sweetness straight from the midway

What's Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deeply hydrates, softens, and strengthens with Patient Zero's dangerously addictive carnival-inspired formula

Benefits
Deeply moisturizes dry, coarse beard hair
Softens and smooths for improved manageability
Helps reduce tangles, frizz, and breakage
Strengthens beard hair while supporting healthy growth
Nourishes the beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and comfortable
Infuses your beard with a tart, spiced carnival fragrance that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Essential for hydration.
Aloe Vera – Soothes skin irritation and helps repair dry skin.
Cetearyl Alcohol – Softens beard hair and helps relieve dryness.
Coco-Glucoside – Natural coconut-derived cleanser for hair and skin.
Shea Butter – Moisturizes while helping support healthy-looking beard hair.
BTMS – Plant-derived conditioning agent that improves softness and manageability.
Xanthan Gum – Natural thickener for a smooth, consistent formula.
Sunflower Oil – Rich in nourishing fatty acids for healthy hydration.
Olive Oil – Moisturizes beard hair while helping prevent skin irritation.
Avocado Oil – Deeply hydrates with naturally rich fatty acids.
Wheat Germ Oil – Rich in Vitamin B to help support healthy beard growth.
Castor Oil – Conditions beard hair with Vitamin E and omega fatty acids.
Coconut Oil – Adds softness, shine, and helps reduce breakage.
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes beard hair while helping seal in moisture.
Argan Oil – Rich in Vitamin E to enhance softness and natural shine.
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture while supporting healthy skin beneath the beard.
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate – Antimicrobial preservative for product freshness.
Citric Acid – Helps maintain an ideal pH balance.
Lactic Acid – Gentle preservative that supports product stability.
Tocopherol – Vitamin E antioxidant that helps nourish beard hair.
Decyl Glucoside – Mild coconut-derived cleansing agent.
Lauryl Betaine – Gentle surfactant that enhances cleansing performance.
Benzoic Acid – Natural stabilizer that helps preserve freshness.
Dehydroacetic Acid – Gentle preservative for lasting product stability.
Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If Patient Zero doesn't leave your beard feeling softer, healthier, and ready to survive the outbreak, we'll make it right—no questions asked.

The first infected.
The beginning of the end.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.