Patient ZeroBeard Oil & Balm Kit · 1 oz oil + 2 oz balm

Enter the World of Patient Zero

Patient Zero marks the moment everything changed within the CarnEvil. Before the panic spread through the midway and before the infected began to multiply, there was one—the first person infected by the mysterious virus that would soon consume the carnival. Whatever he was before is disappearing quickly as the infection takes hold, transforming him into something violent, unpredictable, and no longer entirely human. Patient Zero embodies the horrifying beginning of the outbreak, the first signs of infection, and the moment the CarnEvil realizes there may be no stopping what has begun.

Scent Profile
🍬 Tart Gummy Candy – Mouth-puckering gummy candy bursting with sharp, sugary fruit sweetness
🍎 Spiced Harvest Musk – Warm harvest spices layered with rich fruit, tonka, and a dark musky finish
🎪 Buttery Fried Dough – Hot, golden fried dough coated in rich buttery sweetness straight from the midway

What's Inside
Beard Oil (1 oz): Hydrates and conditions with Patient Zero's dangerously addictive carnival-inspired blend
Beard Balm (2 oz): Shapes, conditions, and provides flexible all-day hold with Patient Zero's dangerously addictive carnival-inspired blend

Why Choose Patient Zero Basic Beard Care Kit?
Essential beard care built for confidence and everyday performance
Simple, effective grooming focused on softness, control, and daily beard health
Premium formulations made with all-natural, cold-pressed oils and phthalate-free ingredients

Step into the story with Patient Zero from Fable Beard Co. and turn your daily grooming routine into part of the outbreak spreading through the CarnEvil.

The Wizard's Promise
All-natural, cold-pressed oils
Phthalate-free and beard-safe
Made in the USA
Long-lasting performance and scent endurance

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Wizard's magic doesn't leave you satisfied—or if Patient Zero isn't the right fit—we'll exchange it for another fragrance, no questions asked.

The first infected.
The beginning of the end.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.