Pumpkin Eater - Beard Balm - Prize Pumpkin Pie, Creamy Whipped Topping, Toasted Pie Crust

Pumpkin Eater – Beard Balm
Eat to Win. Claim the Prize. Leave No Crumbs.

Prize Pumpkin Pie | Creamy Whipped Topping | Toasted Pie Crust

The Pumpkin Eater Beard Balm is crafted for the man who never backs down from a challenge—or another slice. A legend of the CarnEvil's infamous pumpkin pie eating contest, Pumpkin Eater has devoured his way to victory and claimed the prize year after year. With an endless appetite and a determination to defend his title, every towering pie placed before him is just another chance to prove why he's the undisputed champion of the midway. Pumpkin Eater embodies competitive spirit, carnival excess, and the sweet taste of victory.

Scent Profile

🎃 Prize Pumpkin Pie – Warm spiced pumpkin baked into a rich, prize-winning pie
🍦 Creamy Whipped Topping – Fluffy whipped cream with smooth vanilla sweetness
🥧 Toasted Pie Crust – Golden baked pastry with warm, buttery depth

What's Included

1 × 2 oz Beard Balm – Conditions, shapes, and provides flexible all-day hold with Pumpkin Eater's carnival-inspired formula

Benefits

Provides flexible, all-day hold without stiffness
Conditions and softens coarse beard hair
Helps tame flyaways and maintain shape
Seals in moisture to reduce dryness and breakage
Nourishes both beard and skin beneath
Adds a healthy, natural-looking finish
Leaves a warm, decadent carnival fragrance that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits

Beeswax – Provides flexible hold and protection
Shea Butter – Deeply moisturizes and softens
Castor Oil – Supports stronger, healthier-looking growth
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration and conditioning
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes and smooths beard hair
Argan Oil – Enhances softness and shine
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture and supports healthy skin
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant and thoughtfully blended

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee

If Pumpkin Eater doesn't keep your beard looking sharp and ready to defend the title at the CarnEvil, we'll make it right—no questions asked.

Eat to win.
Claim the prize.

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