Saint IckBeard Conditioner · 8 oz · Softens & detangles

Saint Ick – Beard Conditioner
Christmas Corrupted. The Infection Spreads. Saint Ick Has Arrived.

Caramel Apple Cider | Campfire S'mores | Evergreen Essence

Saint Ick Beard Conditioner captures the horrifying transformation of a once-jolly Christmas icon consumed by the infection. The familiar red suit remains, but the man beneath it has changed—twisted, decaying, and spreading something far darker than holiday cheer. Caramel apple cider brings warm, sticky sweetness layered with comforting spice, campfire s'mores add toasted marshmallow, melted chocolate, and graham cracker warmth, while evergreen essence cuts through with the crisp, unmistakable aroma of a winter forest. Saint Ick embodies corrupted Christmas nostalgia, festive warmth turned sinister, and the terrifying realization that this year, something infected is coming down the chimney.

Scent Profile
🍎 Caramel Apple Cider – Warm apple cider swirled with rich, buttery caramel and cozy seasonal spice
🔥 Campfire S'mores – Toasted marshmallow and melted chocolate layered with sweet graham cracker warmth
🌲 Evergreen Essence – Crisp evergreen needles layered with fresh, aromatic winter woods

What’s Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deeply hydrates, softens, and strengthens with Saint Ick’s sinister holiday-inspired formula

Benefits
Deeply moisturizes dry, coarse beard hair
Softens and smooths for improved manageability
Helps reduce tangles, frizz, and breakage
Strengthens beard hair while supporting healthy growth
Nourishes the beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and comfortable
Infuses your beard with a warm, smoky holiday fragrance of caramel apple cider, campfire s'mores, and crisp evergreen that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Essential for hydration
Aloe Vera – Soothes skin irritation and helps repair dry skin
Cetearyl Alcohol – Softens beard hair and helps relieve dryness
Coco-Glucoside – Natural coconut-derived cleanser for hair and skin
Shea Butter – Moisturizes while helping support healthy-looking beard hair
BTMS – Plant-derived conditioning agent that improves softness and manageability
Xanthan Gum – Natural thickener for a smooth, consistent formula
Sunflower Oil – Rich in nourishing fatty acids for healthy hydration
Olive Oil – Moisturizes beard hair while helping prevent skin irritation
Avocado Oil – Deeply hydrates with naturally rich fatty acids
Wheat Germ Oil – Rich in vitamin B to help support healthy beard growth
Castor Oil – Conditions beard hair with vitamin E and omega fatty acids
Coconut Oil – Adds softness and shine while helping reduce breakage
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes beard hair while helping seal in moisture
Argan Oil – Rich in vitamin E to enhance softness and natural shine
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture while supporting healthy skin beneath the beard
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate – Antimicrobial preservative for product freshness
Citric Acid – Helps maintain an ideal pH balance
Lactic Acid – Gentle preservative that supports product stability
Tocopherol – Vitamin E antioxidant that helps nourish beard hair
Decyl Glucoside – Mild coconut-derived cleansing agent
Lauryl Betaine – Gentle surfactant that enhances cleansing performance
Benzoic Acid – Natural stabilizer that helps preserve freshness
Dehydroacetic Acid – Gentle preservative for lasting product stability
Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Saint Ick doesn’t leave your beard feeling softer, healthier, and ready for a corrupted Christmas, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.

Christmas has been infected.
Saint Ick is coming to town.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.