🎅🔥 Saint Mischief – Beard Butter
Fable’s Resident Pot-Stirrer of the Holiday Season
Sweet Strength. Cozy Rebellion. Power Baked in Holiday Cheer.
Oatmeal Cookies | Sweet Honeycomb | Boiled Custard
When the stockings hang still and the cocoa cools, Saint Mischief stirs. The holiday troublemaker of Fable returns—armed with charm, laughter, and a scent sweet enough to tempt even Santa himself. He’s the spark behind the giggles, the twinkle behind the mayhem, and the warm aroma of festive mischief that lingers long after the last present’s unwrapped.
The air fills with the comforting scent of freshly baked oatmeal cookies, golden honeycomb, and creamy boiled custard—sweet, smooth, and utterly irresistible. Each jar of Saint Mischief Beard Butter melts effortlessly into your beard, softening every strand, sealing in hydration, and leaving behind the scent of cozy chaos and good-natured rebellion.
This isn’t just beard butter—it’s the spirit of playful holiday magic, whipped smooth and ready to charm.
🎄 Scent Profile:
🍪 Oatmeal Cookies – Warm, spiced sweetness baked with holiday nostalgia
🍯 Sweet Honeycomb – Sticky, golden richness with a glint of mischief
🥛 Boiled Custard – Creamy comfort that wraps you in cozy cheer
🌌 A Fragrance That Charms, Warms, and Whispers Trouble
Saint Mischief Beard Butter is crafted from five elite butters that hydrate, strengthen, and protect your beard while keeping you irresistibly soft and smelling like festive temptation.
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Fortifies against winter dryness and wear
✔ Seals in Moisture – Deep, lasting hydration through the coldest nights
✔ Deep Conditioning – Transforms coarse hair into smooth, touchable softness
✔ Softens & Tames – Perfect shape, zero fuss, all mischief
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Sweet warmth that lingers like laughter after midnight
✔ Nourishes Beneath – Soothes skin for a beard that feels as good as it smells
🧴 What’s Included:
4 oz Beard Butter – A nutrient-rich blend that softens, hydrates, and restores your beard’s holiday brilliance
🧈 Crafted with Five Elite Butters:
Cocoa Butter – Deep nourishment with a velvety texture
Shea Butter – Protective moisture for winter’s chill
Mango Butter – Lightweight hydration with a smooth finish
Kokum Butter – Adds strength, structure, and lasting softness
Illipe Nut Butter – Locks in hydration for all-day comfort and shine
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Saint Mischief doesn’t soften, strengthen, and stir up your festive spirit—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🔥 Indulge in the sweetness. Stir up the joy. Embrace the chaos of Christmas with style.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who make the holidays a little more interesting.
