Saint Mischief - Beard Conditioner - Oatmeal Cookies, Sweet Honeycomb, Boiled Custard

🎅🔥 Saint Mischief – Beard Conditioner
Fable’s Resident Pot-Stirrer of the Holiday Season

Sweet Strength. Cozy Chaos. Restoration for the Festive Troublemaker.

Oatmeal Cookies | Sweet Honeycomb | Boiled Custard

When peace settles across the land and the carolers start to hum, Saint Mischief grins. He’s the spark behind the laughter, the wink behind the chaos, and the warm scent of sweet rebellion in the air. A master of merry meddling, he stirs the pot with charm and mischief, leaving behind the comforting aroma of fresh-baked cookies, golden honeycomb, and creamy boiled custard.

Each use revives your beard with the same playful energy that keeps Saint Mischief forever at the heart of the holiday season—restoring softness, shine, and strength with a scent as irresistible as his grin.

This isn’t just beard conditioner—it’s the secret recipe for festive confidence and perfectly managed mischief.

🎄 Scent Profile:
🍪 Oatmeal Cookies – Warm, nostalgic sweetness fresh from the oven
🍯 Sweet Honeycomb – Golden richness that hums with holiday cheer
🥛 Boiled Custard – Creamy comfort with a touch of cozy indulgence

💧 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deep, hydrating revival infused with Saint Mischief’s sweet charm

🎯 Benefits:
✔ Strengthens Beard Fibers – Builds resilience for the season’s wild adventures
✔ Locks in Hydration – Soft, touchable texture that lasts through every laugh
✔ Deep Conditioning – Restores health, shine, and festive luster
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Cozy sweetness that lingers all day
✔ Calms & Nourishes Skin – Soothes with gentle, skin-loving ingredients
✔ Restores Vitality – Revives your beard with warmth and playful energy

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water & Aloe Vera – Hydrate and calm like holiday peace after the party
Cetearyl Alcohol & BTMS – Smooth, detangle, and tame mischief-made tangles
Shea Butter – Deep nourishment for winter-worn beards
Coco-Glucoside & Xanthan Gum – Silky glide and easy application
Sunflower, Olive & Avocado Oils – Feed and protect every strand
Jojoba & Castor Oils – Strengthen and shape with natural shine
Wheat Germ & Sweet Almond Oils – Add softness and rich conditioning
Argan & Coconut Oils – Restore smoothness and festive glow
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, delectably sweet and delightfully naughty
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E) – Preserve, balance, and defend your beard’s holiday health

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Saint Mischief doesn’t soften, strengthen, and charm your beard into festive perfection—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

🔥 Condition your beard. Stir up some trouble. Smell like holiday cheer with a twist.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who make Christmas a little more interesting.