Saint Mischief Beard Conditioner

Saint Mischief – Beard Conditioner
Sweet Trouble. Cozy Chaos. Saint Mischief Has Arrived.

Oatmeal Cookies | Sweet Honeycomb | Boiled Custard

Saint Mischief Beard Conditioner tells the tale of Fable's resident pot-stirrer of the holiday season. When the laughter grows too calm and the cocoa has gone a little too cold, Saint Mischief appears, smiling wide, cookie in hand, and ready to stir the holiday pot. Oatmeal cookies bring warm, buttery comfort, sweet honeycomb adds golden, natural sweetness, and boiled custard finishes with a creamy, velvety glow. Saint Mischief embodies good-natured trouble, cozy chaos, and the playful spirit of festive rebellion.

Scent Profile
🍪 Oatmeal Cookies – Warm, buttery oatmeal cookies fresh from the oven
🍯 Sweet Honeycomb – Golden honeycomb with rich, natural sweetness
🍮 Boiled Custard – Creamy, velvety custard with a cozy vanilla finish

What’s Included
1 × 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deeply hydrates, softens, and strengthens with Saint Mischief’s mischief-inspired formula

Benefits
Deeply moisturizes dry, coarse beard hair
Softens and smooths for improved manageability
Helps reduce tangles, frizz, and breakage
Strengthens beard hair while supporting healthy growth
Nourishes the beard and the skin beneath
Leaves your beard feeling clean, refreshed, and comfortable
Infuses your beard with a warm, cozy holiday fragrance of oatmeal cookies, sweet honeycomb, and boiled custard that lingers

Ingredients & Benefits
Water – Essential for hydration
Aloe Vera – Soothes skin irritation and helps repair dry skin
Cetearyl Alcohol – Softens beard hair and helps relieve dryness
Coco-Glucoside – Natural coconut-derived cleanser for hair and skin
Shea Butter – Moisturizes while helping support healthy-looking beard hair
BTMS – Plant-derived conditioning agent that improves softness and manageability
Xanthan Gum – Natural thickener for a smooth, consistent formula
Sunflower Oil – Rich in nourishing fatty acids for healthy hydration
Olive Oil – Moisturizes beard hair while helping prevent skin irritation
Avocado Oil – Deeply hydrates with naturally rich fatty acids
Wheat Germ Oil – Rich in vitamin B to help support healthy beard growth
Castor Oil – Conditions beard hair with vitamin E and omega fatty acids
Coconut Oil – Adds softness and shine while helping reduce breakage
Sweet Almond Oil – Nourishes beard hair while helping seal in moisture
Argan Oil – Rich in vitamin E to enhance softness and natural shine
Jojoba Oil – Balances moisture while supporting healthy skin beneath the beard
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate – Antimicrobial preservative for product freshness
Citric Acid – Helps maintain an ideal pH balance
Lactic Acid – Gentle preservative that supports product stability
Tocopherol – Vitamin E antioxidant that helps nourish beard hair
Decyl Glucoside – Mild coconut-derived cleansing agent
Lauryl Betaine – Gentle surfactant that enhances cleansing performance
Benzoic Acid – Natural stabilizer that helps preserve freshness
Dehydroacetic Acid – Gentle preservative for lasting product stability
Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and meets IFRA standards

Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Saint Mischief doesn’t leave your beard feeling softer, healthier, and ready for a season of sweet trouble, we’ll make it right—no questions asked.

The holiday pot has been stirred.
Saint Mischief is up to something.

Only from Fable Beard Co. — Where Every Beard Has A Story.