Sant-O-Lantern - Beard Balm - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Sant-O-Lantern - Beard Balm - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Sant-O-Lantern: The Haunting of Christmas
All is quiet on Christmas night in the land of Boron, but creeping through the dark streets is the eerie Sant-O-Lantern. Once a jolly figure of holiday cheer, something has twisted him into a spooky version of his former self. Now, with each step, he blends the warmth of Christmas with the haunting air of Halloween. His scent is familiar yet unsettling—a mix of festive pine and a spooky holiday wreath, leaving you to wonder: Is this Christmas or Halloween? Only you can decide!
Scent Profile: Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
Embark on a haunting journey with Sant-O-Lantern, a beard balm that captures the essence of a holiday turned upside down. Picture yourself wrapped in the festive scent of Christmas pine, only for it to be interrupted by the chilling crispness of a cold winter night. As sneaky pomegranate brings a mischievous sweetness, a spooky holiday wreath completes the blend, adding a layer of eerie mystery to this seasonal transformation.
Scent Profile Breakdown:
- Christmas Pine: The comforting scent of fresh pine trees, evoking the warmth of Christmas traditions.
- Cold Winter Night: Crisp and chilling, bringing the cool air of a frosty December evening.
- Sneaky Pomegranate: Sweet and playful, this note adds an unexpected twist to the festive blend.
- Spooky Holiday Wreath: A hauntingly festive note that adds a mysterious edge to the familiar holiday scent.
Sant-O-Lantern is more than just a scent; it’s an invitation to embrace the duality of the holidays—part Christmas cheer, part Halloween haunt. Crafted with premium ingredients, this blend nourishes and conditions your beard while surrounding you with a long-lasting fragrance that blurs the line between two beloved holidays.
Benefits:
- Promotes beard health and strength
- Seals in moisture, preventing beard itch
- Deeply moisturizes for optimal beard growth
- Softens beard hairs for easy styling and management
- Long-lasting scent to carry you through even the most festive (or spooky) days
- Reduces skin inflammation for better beard growth
The Wizard's Promise:
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Directions:
- Apply the desired amount in hand.
- Warm by rubbing together.
- Work into beard and style for a festive, epic beard!
Best used twice a day: once in the morning and once in the evening.
Ingredients:
- Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega-6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
- Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage.
- Sweet Almond Oil: Sealant and beard protector.
- Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, rich in vitamin E.
- Jojoba Oil: Promotes beard strength and is rich in vitamins and minerals.
- Shea Butter: Reduces skin irritation and prevents breakage.
- Beeswax: Provides light/medium hold and seals in moisture.
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee: If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance isn’t for you, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked! Embrace the spooky spirit of Sant-O-Lantern and let your beard journey take on a festive twist with a touch of haunting mystery.

Let customers speak for us
from 36900 reviews
Such a great scent I ended up having to buy two ultimate bundles. The conditioner made my beard Santa Fluffy!!!
This product is definitely my new favorite beard care product. I’m definitely a lifelong buyer!
Absolutely love this one! I wish was an all uear round scent. Had to buy an extra bottle just to have some throughout the year. Will always buy this one when I see it!
I like the scent
Smells great and definitely gives my beard a more volume.
Hands down my favorite scent is the Lumberjack. The maple truly comes out.
I have tried many products and this stuff wins the prize. Smells great and last for awhile.
Smells amazing 👏
It's a medium thick oil that works great in my beard. And my wife loves the scent.
My wife bought me the Rum Runner beard butter for Christmas. The quality inspired me to buy the Rum Runner oil & balm as well. I’ve noticed a huge difference in the quality of my beard. These products combined are bringing my beard from dry & crispy to soft & manageable.
I love how the smell really lasts.
Great scent, good product, fast delivery
Smells great. Goes on easy
Smells great. Leaves my bead feeling soft and not all prickly.
Sant-O-Lantern - Beard Balm - Christmas Pine, Cold Winter Night, Sneaky Pomegranate, & Spooky Holiday Wreath
