🎪 Snippy – Beard Balm
Carnival Mischief. Sweet Control. Hold Through the Chaos.
Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples
You never know what comes first—the laughter, the scream, or the snip of his shears. Snippy arrives with twisted sweetness: fried funnel cake dusted in sugar, warm buttered popcorn from the midway, and caramel apples dripping with sticky menace. Playful yet dark, tempting yet terrifying—he lingers long after the carnival closes. His balm captures that same balance of control and chaos: firm hold, deep conditioning, and a scent that clings like the echo of carnival laughter gone wrong. Once applied, your beard stays shaped, tamed, and dripping with sinister sweetness.
This isn’t just balm—it’s style and survival in a clown’s funhouse. Crafted to hydrate, tame, and shape your beard with lasting strength and Snippy’s twisted allure.
🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sugar spun with danger
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, salty temptation under the big top
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness hiding a sharp bite
🪞 A Fragrance That Holds Like the Clown’s Grip
Snippy Beard Balm is designed to shape, condition, and protect your beard with firm hold and a carnival-sweet fragrance that refuses to let go.
✅ What’s Included:
2 oz Beard Balm – Shape, tame, and protect with Snippy’s sinister hold
🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Health & Strength – Resilience under the clown’s gaze
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration against the chaos
✔ Deep Conditioning – Restores coarse strands with sweet softness
✔ Tames Beard Hairs – Firm hold with sinister control
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Carnival sweetness that follows you
✔ Supports Skin Health – Comfort beneath the shears
⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Castor Oil – Strengthens, adding resilience and shine
Coconut Oil – Lightweight hydration and softness
Sweet Almond Oil – Vitamin-rich nourishment
Argan Oil – Restores elasticity and prevents dryness
Jojoba Oil – Balances and conditions naturally
Shea Butter – Deep moisture and soothing care
Beeswax – Firm structure and lasting hold
Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant) – Carnival-sweet, twisted, and sinister
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn’t style, shape, and leave your beard dripping in carnival chaos—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.
🎪 Step Into the Carnival. Shape with Strength. Fear the Shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare.
