Snippy - Beard Conditioner - Twisted Funnel Cake, Fresh Buttered Popcorn, Dripping Caramel Apples

🎪 Snippy – Beard Conditioner

Carnival of Madness. Silken Sweetness. The Cut That Lingers.

Twisted Funnel Cake | Fresh Buttered Popcorn | Dripping Caramel Apples

When the laughter fades and the midway lights flicker, Snippy remains. His grin stretches wide, his shears flash sharp, and his presence lingers in a swirl of twisted funnel cake, warm buttered popcorn, and dripping caramel apples. Sweet on the surface, sinister underneath—he restores what the day has taken, softening, hydrating, and strengthening your beard with the unnerving patience of a killer clown waiting in the wings. Each strand wrapped, renewed, and marked by the carnival’s dark delight.

This isn’t just beard conditioner—it’s survival in the funhouse, crafted to revive your beard with Snippy’s twisted sweetness.

🎪 Scent Profile:
🍩 Twisted Funnel Cake – Fried sugar spun into chaos
🍿 Fresh Buttered Popcorn – Warm, salty temptation of the midway
🍎 Dripping Caramel Apples – Sticky sweetness with a sinister bite

💧 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deep hydration for softness, strength, and carnival chaos

🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Fortified under the clown’s gaze
✔ Seals in Moisture – Lasting hydration and restoration
✔ Deep Conditioning – Revives coarse, dry beards
✔ Softens & Smooths – Silken control, easy styling
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Wickedly sweet carnival blend that clings
✔ Calms & Nourishes Skin – Comfort beneath the chaos

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water & Aloe Vera – Hydrate and soothe after the show
Cetearyl Alcohol & BTMS – Detangle and condition with ease
Shea Butter – Restorative softness and deep moisture
Coco-Glucoside & Xanthan Gum – Smooth, stable consistency
Sunflower, Olive & Avocado Oils – Rich nourishment for hair and skin
Jojoba & Castor Oils – Strengthen and condition deeply
Wheat Germ & Sweet Almond Oils – Add shine and softness
Argan & Coconut Oils – Restore balance, protect from dryness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, carnival-sweet and sinister
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E) – Preserve, balance, and protect

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If Snippy doesn’t soften, strengthen, and leave your beard dripping with carnival chaos—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

🎪 Step into the big top. Condition in sweetness. Fear the shears.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for those who dare the carnival.