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The Bard - Ultimate Bundle - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
The Bard - Ultimate Bundle - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
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Worry Free Scent Exchange
Worry Free Scent Exchange
If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
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Ships In 1 Business Day
Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.
During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days
The Wizard’s Promise
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
🎻 The Bard: Weaver of Tales 🎻
Step into the world of The Bard, a beard oil that embodies the essence of ancient tales, melody, and the exhilaration of epic narratives. Moving between the vibrant echoes of a grand feast and intimate gatherings, The Bard exudes sophistication and soul, leaving behind echoes of his storytelling journey. His essence fills the room, embodied in a rich and inviting scent profile of Inviting All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt—a fragrance as smooth, rhythmic, and captivating as the storyteller himself.
Scent Profile
Inviting All Spice – Velvety and decadent, like a classic tale spun to perfection.
Aged Dark Rum – Bright and refreshing, exuding a zest that invigorates the senses.
Black Sea Salt – Deep and soothing, adding a touch of warmth to the cool evening air.
A Fragrance as Harmonious as The Bard Himself The Bard isn’t just a fragrance—it’s an invitation to embrace the rhythm, step into the verse, and command the stage with effortless charisma. Crafted with premium ingredients, this beard oil nourishes and revitalizes your beard, wrapping you in a scent as alluring and unforgettable as a night filled with tales.
What’s Included in the Ultimate Beard Care Kit
✅ 1 x 1oz Beard Oil – Hydrate and condition your beard with The Bard’s rich and melodious blend.
✅ 1 x 2oz Beard Balm – Tame and shape even the most unruly beards with a firmer hold.
✅ 1 x 4oz Beard Butter – Deeply conditions, reduces itch and flakiness, and provides a light hold.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Wash – Gently cleanses your beard while maintaining its natural oils.
✅ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Softens and reduces itchiness, leaving your beard smooth and manageable.
✅ 1 x Deodorant Stick – Keeps you fresh and confident throughout your performances.
✅ 1 x Cologne Spray – Long-lasting scent, perfect for leaving a bold, unforgettable impression.
🎻 The Wizard's Promise 🎻
🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)
Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee If the soulful melody and rhythmic essence of The Bard don’t captivate you, or if the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.
🎻 Step Into the Verse, Own the Night 🎻 Celebrate the culture, passion, and thrill of The Bard. Let your beard journey reflect the vibrant life of tales, the allure of melody, and the sophistication of an untold narrative legend. Whether you’re captivating a hall, enchanting an audience, or simply embracing the storyteller lifestyle, this scent ensures you’ll always leave an unforgettable impression.
Love there stuff all of it phenomenal

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The scent smells great and lasts for hours. really cool artwork, too.
The scent smells great and lasts for hours. really cool artwork, too.
I got the highway hunter and got the leech as a bonus. Both scents are amazing!!!!!
Best fall scent
Gives great hold with a neutral scent
This is one of my favorites. In fact, it’s my number two favorite, only behind Mushroom King in its excellence. Long lasting, smells fantastic, just a killer sent all the way around.
I love these guys. Their products are amazing and made with care and quality ingredients. My beard has never been better. Thank you
I have tried several different products from Fable Beard. By far the one I find most pleasant for my particular combination of wiry hair and sensitive skin has been their beard balm. It does so much to take the irritation from my face and also softens the hair to pleasant levels.
I’ve stuck mostly to their permanent scents, Wizards being my favorite, in part because it’s a scent my wife likes and it’s the nickname she’s had for me since we’ve been dating. The Baker is also great, but more apple forward than baked goods. Not a problem but a bit unexpected by the description.
Organ grinder is similar to the Messenger in that it is a berry forward brown sugar type smell that smells like a nice fall dessert.
Great product will be ordering again
I’m loving this one I just received my latest order tho and I never received any tracking on it. And I payed express shipping.
Smells fantastic and non greasy. Item arrived in great condition. Remember, dont open when you get them. Place them in the freezer for about an hour to harden up.
Smells fantastic and non greasy. Item arrived in great condition. Remember, dont open when you get them. Place them in the freezer for about an hour to harden up.
I liked both but the Undead was so damn good with the apple and bubblegum smell
Great products all around. I have ordered multiple times and the product is always top notch. They will continue to be my go to beard products.
The Bard - Ultimate Bundle - All Spice, Aged Dark Rum, and Black Sea Salt
