The Butcher - Beard Conditioner - Warm Cocoa Butter, Black Cardamom, Old Tanned Leather

🥩🔪 The Butcher – Beard Conditioner
Dark Cuts. Spiced Heat. Strength Restored.

Warm Cocoa Butter | Black Cardamom | Old Tanned Leather

By day, he was a strongman feeding towns with meat. By night, he hunted the lost among the Kansas cornfields, dragging wanderers into his slaughterhouse off the highway. Death never silenced him. In eternity, The Butcher still works—every rinse soaked in the deceptive comfort of warm cocoa butter, the sinister smoke of black cardamom, and the rugged dread of old tanned leather. Each wash restores power, softens the wild, and binds your beard in the ritual of the slaughterhouse.

This isn’t just beard conditioner—it’s deep restoration, forged in blood and shadow to hydrate, strengthen, and soften with brutal efficiency.

🕸️ Scent Profile:
Warm Cocoa Butter – Decadent warmth masking horrors within
Black Cardamom – Dark spice smoldering with menace
Old Tanned Leather – Rugged shadow that lingers like dried blood

💧 What’s Included:
✔ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Daily hydration with a sinister scent and lasting softness

🪚 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Power forged in the slaughterhouse
✔ Seals in Moisture – Hydration that endures through the hunt
✔ Deep Conditioning – Revives coarse, dry beards with brutal care
✔ Softens & Smooths – Brings control to even the wildest strands
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Rich, spiced, and unforgettable
✔ Calms & Nourishes Skin – A fleeting comfort before the blade

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water & Aloe Vera – Hydrate and soothe beneath the slaughter
Cetearyl Alcohol & BTMS – Detangle and condition like chains binding prey
Shea Butter – Deep moisture, false comfort before the cut
Coco-Glucoside & Xanthan Gum – Gentle cleansing, stable as the butcher’s grip
Sunflower, Olive & Avocado Oils – Nutrient-rich support for beard survival
Jojoba & Castor Oils – Strengthen and condition with relentless power
Wheat Germ & Sweet Almond Oils – Add softness and deceptive shine
Argan & Coconut Oils – Restore and protect what the hunt takes away
Fragrance (IFRA-compliant) – Decadent, spiced, and haunting
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E) – Preserve, balance, and protect against decay

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Butcher doesn’t restore your beard with strength, softness, and his eternal hunger—we’ll release you. No questions asked.

🥩 Step Into His Slaughterhouse. Condition the Hunt. Wear The Butcher.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the lost, the fearless, and the beards that dare to be taken.