The Carney - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

🎪🌑 The Carney – Basic Beard Balm Kit
He Didn’t Just Perform. He Owned the Night.

Warm Kettle Corn | Salted Caramel | Sweet Pipe Tobacco

They say you sense him before you see him—the distant hum of carnival music, the warm crackle of kettle corn in the air, and a smoky sweetness that wraps around you like a whispered dare. The Carney isn’t just an entertainer—he’s the pull of the midway at midnight, the ringmaster of chaos who keeps you under the big top long after the lights should fade.

He doesn’t invite. He captivates. A thrilling blend of buttery kettle corn, decadent salted caramel, and the smooth, smoky allure of sweet pipe tobacco, The Carney delivers commanding control and unforgettable charm—leaving your beard styled to perfection and your presence impossible to ignore.

🕸️ Scent Profile:

Warm Kettle Corn – Buttery, sweet nostalgia from the heart of the midway

Salted Caramel – Rich indulgence with a savory twist of temptation

Sweet Pipe Tobacco – Smooth, smoky depth that lingers like the final act of the night

🧔 What’s Inside:
✔ Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, softens, and fuels your beard with show-stopping vitality
✔ Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with ringmaster precision and a scent that commands the crowd

🎯 Why Choose The Carney Basic Beard Balm Kit?
✅ Essential Beard Ritual – Your daily duo for hydration, structure, and lasting style
✅ Signature CarnEvil Scent – Sweet, smoky, and thrillingly unforgettable
✅ Premium Ingredients – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
✅ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee – If the scent doesn’t take center stage—we’ll refund your ticket. No questions asked.

🎪 Smell the Chaos. Command the Crowd. Wear The Carney.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for the daring, the curious, and the beards that thrive under the big top.