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The Carney - Beard Conditioner - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

The Carney - Beard Conditioner - Warm Kettle Corn, Salted Caramel, & Sweet Pipe Tobacco

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Step into the CarnEvil of Chaos with The Carney, a beard conditioner that captures the essence of a twisted carnival and mysterious allure. Once a jovial entertainer, The Carney has embraced the dark side of the big top, bringing with him an irresistible yet unsettling presence. Imagine yourself wandering through the shadowy tents, the scent of warm kettle corn blending with the richness of salted caramel, softened by the smoky undertone of sweet pipe tobacco.

Scent Profile:

  • Warm Kettle Corn: Immerse yourself in the comforting and nostalgic scent of warm kettle corn, a fragrance that evokes the thrill of the carnival.
  • Salted Caramel: Experience the rich, indulgent aroma of salted caramel, adding a touch of sweet and savory delight to your grooming routine.
  • Sweet Pipe Tobacco: Enjoy the deep, smoky sweetness of pipe tobacco, enhancing the mysterious and captivating allure of this unique blend.

The Carney is more than just a scent; it's an invitation to embrace the chaotic spirit of the CarnEvil. With the eerie allure of the big top, The Carney roams the shadows, leaving behind a trail of unforgettable aroma. Crafted with premium ingredients, this unique blend not only tames and conditions your beard but also transports you to a world of thrilling mystery and timeless strength.

Whether you're envisioning daring adventures under the big top or simply looking to add a touch of mischievous charm to your daily routine, The Carney is your perfect companion. Unleash the captivating spirit of the CarnEvil with Fable Beard Co.'s The Carney and let your beard journey begin.

Benefits:

  • Promotes Beard Health and Strength: Ensures a healthy, robust beard.
  • Seals in Moisture: Prevents beard itch by locking in moisture.
  • Deep Moisturization: Nourishes deep within the follicle, allowing optimal growth conditions.
  • Softens Beard Hairs: Allows for easy styling and management.
  • Long-Lasting Scent: Keeps you smelling great throughout the toughest days.
  • Reduces Skin Inflammation: Supports better beard growth.

The Wizard's Promise:

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils
💯 Free of damaging phthalates
🇺🇸 Made in the USA
👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

Directions:

Apply the desired amount to your beard in the shower.
Wait 5 minutes.
Rinse for a clean, soft beard!

Ingredients/Benefits:

  • Water: Essential for life.
  • Aloe Vera: Prevents skin irritation and repairs dead skin cells.
  • Cetearyl Alcohol: Natural emollient, softens hair, and heals dry skin.
  • Coco-Glucoside: Natural hair and skin cleanser derived from coconut.
  • Shea Butter: Moisturizes hair, boosts collagen, and helps cell regeneration.
  • BTMS: Natural plant-derived mild surfactant and conditioning agent.
  • Xanthan Gum: Natural thickener.
  • Sunflower Oil: High in fatty acids and deeply nourishing.
  • Olive Oil: Moisturizes hair and prevents skin irritation.
  • Avocado Oil: Rich in oleic acid and a moisturizing hair penetrator.
  • Wheat Germ Oil: Rich in Vitamin B to promote growth.
  • Castor Oil: High in vitamin E and omega 6 fatty acids, excellent for conditioning.
  • Coconut Oil: Adds shine, softness, and helps prevent hair breakage.
  • Sweet Almond Oil: Sealant and beard protector.
  • Argan Oil: Antioxidant, UV protector, high in Vitamin E.
  • Jojoba Oil: Promotes beard strength and is rich in vitamins and minerals.
  • Silver Dihydrogen Citrate: Antimicrobial preservative.
  • Citric Acid: Natural pH balancer and preservative.
  • Lactic Acid: Natural preservative.
  • Tocopherol: Vitamin E.
  • Decyl Glucoside: Natural mild surfactant.
  • Lauryl Betaine: Natural mild surfactant.
  • Benzoic Acid: Natural stabilizer and preservative.
  • Dehydroacetic Acid: Natural preservative.
  • Fragrance Oil: Skin-safe and meets all IFRA standards.

Fable's Risk-Free Guarantee:

If you aren’t amazed by The Wizard's magic or the fragrance you purchased just isn't for you, we'll exchange it for another fragrance—no questions asked.

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      Joel

      I think I've found my new beard company..great products

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      John Guill

      The Carney - Warm Kettle Corn & Sweet Pipe Tobacco Beard Conditioner

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      Lucas Toomey
      Pop, pop, pop!

      The scent is fantastic and combination of oils are equally great. I feel like I’m using more of this condition, per use, than I did while using Mr. Cool. My daughter (4 y.o.) used it on her hair to “Smell like food” so you know it’s gotta be good! I dig the artwork too.

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