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The Crooked - Beard Conditioner - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai

The Crooked - Beard Conditioner - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai

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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.

During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

💯 Free of damaging phthalates

🇺🇸 Made in the USA

👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

🌀 The Crooked – Beard Conditioner

Twisted Warmth. Silken Shadows. Sweetness That Shouldn’t Exist.

Caramel Custard | Cinnamon Pears | Twisted Spiced Chai

When the attic groans and the night hums low, The Crooked stirs again—his smile bent, his charm intoxicating. The air thickens with caramel custard dripping in golden sin, cinnamon pears swirling in spice, and a whisper of twisted spiced chai that tempts even the purest soul. His touch restores what’s dry and broken—reviving your beard with warmth, strength, and a silk-smooth finish that lingers like a secret.

This isn’t just beard conditioner—it’s twisted indulgence in a bottle. Renew, soften, and let your scent linger like a shadow that refuses to leave.

🌀 Scent Profile:
🍮 Caramel Custard – Rich, buttery sweetness with a dark allure
🍐 Cinnamon Pears – Orchard spice steeped in temptation
Twisted Spiced Chai – Creamy comfort brewed with mystery

💧 What’s Included:
1 x 8 oz Beard Conditioner – Deep, hydrating revival for silky control and decadent strength

🎯 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Strength – Fortifies each strand with renewed vigor
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks hydration deep within every fiber
✔ Deep Conditioning – Transforms coarse hair into effortless softness
✔ Long-Lasting Fragrance – Sweet spice that clings long after the wash
✔ Calms & Nourishes Skin – Comfort and care beneath the beard
✔ Restores Vitality – Leaves your beard bold, soft, and alive with mischief

⚗️ Ingredients & Benefits:
Water & Aloe Vera – Hydrate and soothe the skin beneath
Cetearyl Alcohol & BTMS – Smooth, detangle, and soften each strand
Shea Butter – Deep, restorative nourishment for lasting protection
Coco-Glucoside & Xanthan Gum – Creamy texture for even glide
Sunflower, Olive & Avocado Oils – Feed your beard with moisture and shine
Jojoba & Castor Oils – Strengthen and define for structure and health
Wheat Germ & Sweet Almond Oils – Add natural silk and radiance
Argan & Coconut Oils – Revive, protect, and prevent dryness
Fragrance Oil – IFRA-compliant, darkly sweet, and spellbinding
Silver Dihydrogen Citrate, Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E) – Preserve, balance, and protect your beard’s life force

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Crooked doesn’t soften, strengthen, and twist your senses with his wicked sweetness—we’ll refund or replace your order, no questions asked.

🌀 Rise renewed. Condition with temptation. Let your legend linger in the shadows.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who dare to twist the tale.

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