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The Crooked - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai

The Crooked - Beard Oil & Balm Kit - Caramel Custard, Cinnamon Pears, Twisted Spiced Chai

Regular price $ 37.99 USD
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If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

šŸ’Æ Free of damaging phthalates

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Made in the USA

šŸ‘ƒšŸ» Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

šŸŒ€ The Crooked – Basic Beard Oil & Balm Kit

He Waits in Shadows. By Night, His Legend Endures.

Caramel Custard | Cinnamon Pears | Twisted Spiced Chai

They say you never see The Crooked the same way twice—only the twisted grin in the candlelight, only the whisper that tempts you closer. A swirl of caramel custard drips with buttery sweetness, cinnamon pears gleam with warm spice, and twisted spiced chai lingers with dark, creamy comfort. Each note reveals another layer of his charm—mischievous, seductive, and unforgettable. He doesn’t simply appear—he lingers, binding warmth, power, and allure into every strand of your beard. Sweetness reborn. Strength refined. A scent that refuses to behave.

He doesn’t fade. He endures. A wickedly addictive fragrance and balanced formula built to hydrate, style, and command presence long after the night falls.

šŸŒ€ Scent Profile:
šŸ® Caramel Custard – Buttery indulgence steeped in golden warmth
šŸ Cinnamon Pears – Sweet spice with orchard temptation
ā˜• Twisted Spiced Chai – Creamy comfort brewed with a dark twist

šŸ§” What’s Inside:
āœ” Beard Oil (1 oz) – Hydrates, softens, and strengthens with decadent warmth
āœ” Beard Balm (2 oz) – Tames and styles with firm, lasting hold and silky control

šŸŽÆ Why Choose The Crooked Basic Beard Balm Kit:
āœ… Essential Beard Ritual – Your daily duo for strength, structure, and control
āœ… Signature Scent – Caramel sweetness, spiced pears, and chai indulgence
āœ… Premium Ingredients – Cold-pressed, phthalate-free, and skin-safe
āœ… Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee – If The Crooked doesn’t deliver strength, softness, and irresistible sweetness—we’ll replace it. No questions asked.

šŸŒ€ Rise from the ordinary. Groom with confidence. Live the legend of The Crooked.
Only from Fable Beard Co. — Crafted for those who twist the tale and never follow the straight path.

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