The Gut - Beard Balm - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

🍖🔥 The Gut – Beard Balm
Built for Heat. Cooked in Smoke. Styled with Sinister Precision.

Savory Herbs | Smokey Bonfire | Black Peppercorn

They say you smell him before you see him—the sting of spice, the curl of smoke, the unsettling sizzle from a kitchen that should’ve been condemned. The Gut doesn’t just haunt the mess hall—he is the mess hall. With a scent like scorched herbs and burning pepper, he’s all heat, hunger, and horror wrapped in a stained apron.

This isn’t balm for comfort. This is balm for control—infused with fire, grease, and unholy flavor. With firm hold, deep conditioning, and a scent that clings like smoke on skin, The Gut is for beards that command kitchens and cut through chaos.

🍽️ Scent Profile:

Savory Herbs – Aromatic, sharp, and earthy—like something sacred and spoiled
Smokey Bonfire – Thick, burnt smoke rising from an open flame
Black Peppercorn – Bold and biting, with a sinister crackle of spice

💀 A Fragrance That Grips and Grounds

The Gut Beard Balm is built to shape, strengthen, and seal in moisture while cloaking your beard in a scent as unforgettable as a haunted kitchen shift.

✅ What’s Included:

Beard Balm (2 oz) – Shape, tame, and guard your beard with the bold bite of The Gut

💪 Benefits:

✔ Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Built to withstand steam, stress, and sharp steel
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like steam under a rusted lid
✔ Deeply Conditions – Softens and restores beards blackened by toil
✔ Tames Beard Hairs – Styles with controlled chaos
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like fryer smoke in your clothes
✔ Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes your skin after a day in the heat of the line

⚗️ Ingredients:

Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Shea Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant & skin-safe)

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If The Gut doesn’t turn your beard into a beast—or the scent doesn’t haunt your senses—we’ll exchange it. No knives, no nightmares needed.

🍽️ Smell Like Smoke. Style Like Sin. Become The Gut.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for culinary horrors, stovetop savages, and the beards that rule the kitchen’s shadows.