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The Gut - Beard Balm - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

The Gut - Beard Balm - Savory Herbs, Smokey Bonfire, Black Peppercorn

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Worry Free Scent Exchange

If the fragrance isn’t what you expected, we’ll exchange it for another—no questions asked.

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Most orders are shipped directly from our warehouse within 1 business day.

During Peak Holiday Times expect fulfillment delays of an addition 1-2 business days

The Wizard’s Promise

🌿 All-natural cold-pressed oils

💯 Free of damaging phthalates

🇺🇸 Made in the USA

👃🏻 Long-lasting scents (8-10 hours)

🍖🔥 The Gut – Beard Balm
Built for Heat. Cooked in Smoke. Styled with Sinister Precision.

Savory Herbs | Smokey Bonfire | Black Peppercorn

They say you smell him before you see him—the sting of spice, the curl of smoke, the unsettling sizzle from a kitchen that should’ve been condemned. The Gut doesn’t just haunt the mess hall—he is the mess hall. With a scent like scorched herbs and burning pepper, he’s all heat, hunger, and horror wrapped in a stained apron.

This isn’t balm for comfort. This is balm for control—infused with fire, grease, and unholy flavor. With firm hold, deep conditioning, and a scent that clings like smoke on skin, The Gut is for beards that command kitchens and cut through chaos.

🍽️ Scent Profile:

Savory Herbs – Aromatic, sharp, and earthy—like something sacred and spoiled
Smokey Bonfire – Thick, burnt smoke rising from an open flame
Black Peppercorn – Bold and biting, with a sinister crackle of spice

💀 A Fragrance That Grips and Grounds

The Gut Beard Balm is built to shape, strengthen, and seal in moisture while cloaking your beard in a scent as unforgettable as a haunted kitchen shift.

✅ What’s Included:

Beard Balm (2 oz) – Shape, tame, and guard your beard with the bold bite of The Gut

💪 Benefits:

✔ Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Built to withstand steam, stress, and sharp steel
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks in hydration like steam under a rusted lid
✔ Deeply Conditions – Softens and restores beards blackened by toil
✔ Tames Beard Hairs – Styles with controlled chaos
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like fryer smoke in your clothes
✔ Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes your skin after a day in the heat of the line

⚗️ Ingredients:

Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Shea Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant & skin-safe)

🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:

If The Gut doesn’t turn your beard into a beast—or the scent doesn’t haunt your senses—we’ll exchange it. No knives, no nightmares needed.

🍽️ Smell Like Smoke. Style Like Sin. Become The Gut.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for culinary horrors, stovetop savages, and the beards that rule the kitchen’s shadows.

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I love that theres a little hold in the balm helping with a little syling abolity. I still feel like its nourishing my beard as it still looks and feels amazing while using it and after o wash it out at the end of the day.
Now for the scent. I wasnt sure when i first put it on. It was very herb centrick and smelled like a rub recipe. As the day went on and it blended with my skin i could smell a great pork rub. I didnt think id like that but by the end of the day i was loving it!!!

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