The Harvester – Beard Wash for Haunted Beards and Harvest Souls
When the air turns sharp and shadows stretch across the fields, The Harvester stirs. With every drop of this autumn-inspired beard wash, you're pulled into a windswept world of flickering lanterns, haunted harvests, and spectral winds that whisper through golden leaves. It’s more than a wash—it’s a ritual of seasonal renewal.
🍂 Scent Profile
• Spiced Apple Cider – Warm and nostalgic, like a witch’s brew sipped beside a bonfire
• Ripe Pumpkin – Earthy and sweet, the aroma of harvest nights and flickering jack-o'-lanterns
• Crisp Fall Breeze – Clean and chilling, the scent of wind sweeping through shadowy trees
What It Does
✔ Gently cleanses beard hair without stripping natural oils
✔ Conditions and softens for all-day manageability
✔ Nourishes follicles and skin for optimal beard health
✔ Reduces irritation, dryness, and buildup
✔ Infuses your beard with a long-lasting, spooky-good scent
Directions for Use
Shake well. Apply desired amount to your beard in the shower, lather thoroughly, and rinse. Repeat if you dare—for a truly legendary clean.
Key Ingredients & Benefits
Decyl Glucoside & Lauryl Betaine – Mild, natural surfactants that cleanse without irritation
Aloe Vera Powder – Soothes, hydrates, and repairs skin under the beard
Xanthan Gum – Natural thickener for a rich, stable lather
Castor, Sweet Almond, Coconut, Jojoba & Argan Oils – Hydrate, condition, and promote healthy growth
Citric Acid, Benzoic Acid, Phenoxyethanol, and Dehydroacetic Acid – Gentle, skin-safe preservatives for shelf stability
Fragrance Oil – Skin-safe and IFRA-compliant, delivering that unforgettable Harvester scent
The Wizard’s Promise
🌿 Crafted with all-natural, cold-pressed oils
💯 Absolutely phthalate-free
🇺🇸 Made with magic in the USA
👃🏻 Frighteningly long-lasting scent (8–10 hours)
Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee
If The Harvester doesn’t give you chills—in the best way—we’ll exchange it for another scent, no questions asked. That’s the power of The Wizard’s word.
