🧠🪓 The Lunatic – Beard Balm
Styled by Madness. Shaped by Shadows. Held with Unholy Precision.
Tonka Bean | Vanilla Mist | Warm Spices
You feel him before you see him—a whisper in the air, a chill on your neck, and a scent that creeps in like an escaped thought. The Lunatic doesn’t walk—he prowls. With an intoxicating blend of rich Tonka Bean, ghostly Vanilla Mist, and a flicker of Warm Spices, he leaves behind more than shape—he leaves a legacy of controlled chaos.
This isn’t just balm for style—it’s balm for domination, designed to tame the wild, seal in hydration, and give your beard a firm hold that survives the storm inside and out.
🌀 Scent Profile:
Tonka Bean – Sweet with shadows, a darkness you can’t place
Vanilla Mist – Delicate, haunting, a veil over unspoken things
Warm Spices – A slow burn, like madness creeping in
🕯️ A Fragrance That Haunts and Holds
The Lunatic Beard Balm is crafted to shape, hydrate, and control while enveloping your beard in a scent that whispers your name from the void.
✅ What’s Included:
2 oz Beard Balm – Shape, tame, and protect your beard with sinister strength and deranged elegance
💀 Benefits:
✔ Promotes Beard Health and Strength – Built for breakouts and breakthroughs
✔ Seals in Moisture – Locks hydration like a secret in a padded room
✔ Deeply Conditions – Smooths with the calm before the storm
✔ Tames Beard Hairs – Styles with surgical madness
✔ Long-Lasting Scent – Lingers like a thought that won’t go away
✔ Reduces Skin Irritation – Soothes like a padded whisper in the dark
⚗️ Ingredients:
Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil, Shea Butter, Beeswax, Fragrance Oil (IFRA-compliant & clinically captivating)
🛡️ Fable’s Risk-Free Guarantee:
If The Lunatic doesn’t tame your beard and deliver a hauntingly good hold—we’ll replace it. No escape plan necessary.
🧠 Smell the Chaos. Style the Madness. Become The Lunatic.
Only from Fable Beard Co.—crafted for minds unhinged and beards that follow.
